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Old January 20th 07, 11:06 AM posted to demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Peter Hucker wrote:
I keep seeing the seatbelts move automatically when people get into or out of cars in
American films - what's this all about?


Merkins are very lazy.

The only reference I can find on google is:
"On some cars the shoulder straps of the front seat belts automatically move out of the
way when you open the doors and then move back to their normal position when the doors
are closed. Do not attempt to move the mechanism of these seatbelts yourself as you may
damage it."

What does it mean "out of the way"? I've never known my fixed seatbelt get in the way.


You're probably not a fat porker, like most Merkins or that fat ****,
Neil Barker.

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Old January 20th 07, 11:21 AM posted to demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
Double-A
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Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
I keep seeing the seatbelts move automatically when people get into or out of cars in
American films - what's this all about?


Merkins are very lazy.

The only reference I can find on google is:
"On some cars the shoulder straps of the front seat belts automatically move out of the
way when you open the doors and then move back to their normal position when the doors
are closed. Do not attempt to move the mechanism of these seatbelts yourself as you may
damage it."

What does it mean "out of the way"? I've never known my fixed seatbelt get in the way.


You're probably not a fat porker, like most Merkins or that fat ****,
Neil Barker.



The trick is to drive a car that you bought back in the 50's. Then you
don't have to wear seat belts!

Double-A

  #3  
Old January 20th 07, 05:18 PM posted to demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
Phil Kyle
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Peter Hucker wrote:
I keep seeing the seatbelts move automatically when people get into or
out of cars in American films - what's this all about?


Merkins are very lazy.

The only reference I can find on google is:
"On some cars the shoulder straps of the front seat belts automatically
move out of the way when you open the doors and then move back to their
normal position when the doors are closed. Do not attempt to move the
mechanism of these seatbelts yourself as you may damage it."

What does it mean "out of the way"? I've never known my fixed seatbelt
get in the way.


You're probably not a fat porker, like most Merkins or that fat ****,
Neil Barker.



LAFF!

--
Phil Kyle™

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Old January 20th 07, 11:53 PM posted to demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy
[email protected]
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Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Peter Hucker wrote:
I keep seeing the seatbelts move automatically when people get into or
out of cars in American films - what's this all about?


Merkins are very lazy.

The only reference I can find on google is:
"On some cars the shoulder straps of the front seat belts automatically
move out of the way when you open the doors and then move back to their
normal position when the doors are closed. Do not attempt to move the
mechanism of these seatbelts yourself as you may damage it."

What does it mean "out of the way"? I've never known my fixed seatbelt
get in the way.


You're probably not a fat porker, like most Merkins or that fat ****,
Neil Barker.



LAFF!

Queer!!!

  #5  
Old January 21st 07, 10:50 AM posted to demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Posts: 975
Default FAO americans

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Peter Hucker wrote:
I keep seeing the seatbelts move automatically when people get into or
out of cars in American films - what's this all about?


Merkins are very lazy.

The only reference I can find on google is:
"On some cars the shoulder straps of the front seat belts automatically
move out of the way when you open the doors and then move back to their
normal position when the doors are closed. Do not attempt to move the
mechanism of these seatbelts yourself as you may damage it."

What does it mean "out of the way"? I've never known my fixed seatbelt
get in the way.


You're probably not a fat porker, like most Merkins or that fat ****,
Neil Barker.


LAFF!


It is to larf.

--
Phil Kyle™

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g


  #7  
Old January 21st 07, 04:10 PM posted to demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
Phil Kyle
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Posts: 39
Default FAO americans

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ps.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Peter Hucker wrote:
I keep seeing the seatbelts move automatically when people get into
or out of cars in American films - what's this all about?

Merkins are very lazy.

The only reference I can find on google is:
"On some cars the shoulder straps of the front seat belts
automatically move out of the way when you open the doors and then
move back to their normal position when the doors are closed. Do not
attempt to move the mechanism of these seatbelts yourself as you may
damage it."

What does it mean "out of the way"? I've never known my fixed
seatbelt get in the way.

You're probably not a fat porker, like most Merkins or that fat ****,
Neil Barker.


LAFF!


It is to larf.

I LAFF therefore I am.




--
Phil Kyle™

T
h i
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f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g
  #8  
Old January 22nd 07, 03:29 AM posted to demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Posts: 975
Default FAO americans

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ps.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Peter Hucker wrote:
I keep seeing the seatbelts move automatically when people get into
or out of cars in American films - what's this all about?

Merkins are very lazy.

The only reference I can find on google is:
"On some cars the shoulder straps of the front seat belts
automatically move out of the way when you open the doors and then
move back to their normal position when the doors are closed. Do not
attempt to move the mechanism of these seatbelts yourself as you may
damage it."

What does it mean "out of the way"? I've never known my fixed
seatbelt get in the way.

You're probably not a fat porker, like most Merkins or that fat ****,
Neil Barker.

LAFF!


It is to larf.

I LAFF therefore I am.


I larf at you therefore you are the walrus.

--
Phil Kyle™

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S o n o
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