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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:32:22 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:18:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:33:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.

He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.

What magnificent links might those be?

Ask Mr Hucker or send your email addy.
Tip! You can have many email addresses.

I do butt I get nothing butt spam. Hence I do not read them.

Ever considered a spam filter?

A SPAM filter? There'd be nothing left!

Waffle!

Yes, please. I like mine with ice cream and maple syrup.

Waffle = AOL, FFS.

Bot.

http://www.mailwasher.net/

Works quite well.

Thanks, but no. I only use web-based email. No viruses that way.

Web based email is awful.

Beats getting viruses.

Maybe you should try not being such a one born every minute.

OK, PT.

PT?

PT Barnum. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._T._Barnum

Ever considered a virus checker?

Who needs it with webmail?

HTML is the most insecure part of the internet.

Is that right?

Ayeeeeeee!

Idiot!

god said

The Divergence of the B Field = 0
The Curl of the E Field + the partial time derivative of the B field = 0
The Divergence of the D field = the charge density
The Curl of the H field - the partial time derivative of the D field = the current density

and there was light, and he saw that it was good and of constant speed.

Butt only in a vacuum.

Pedant.

Pedo.

Pedaller.

Pederast.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:28:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:20:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:27:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
What is the punishment for bigamy?
Two mother-in-laws.

That should make me feel sorry for mooslimes (but it doesn't).

I'm not surprised.

No, why would you be?

I can think of no reason. Unless you put a drawing pin on my chair.

Does that make you think?

Eye Dow tit.

Thought so!

What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
They both make you wait an hour for a five-minute ride.

That's very true. I saw lots of this at DisneyWorld -
http://www.thepollspace.com/polls.php?pollid=1722
Not sure about Viagra yet.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:28:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:13:54 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:12:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:40:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

I find that revelation to be quite shocking. I also find what fat
people eat to be disgusting.

I find fat people disgusting.

Well, who doesn't?

Fat people.

Yes, I find them disgusting.

Engrish plobrems again.

I am not Japanese.

Then why do you post through Japan? Don't they have the internet in Australia yet?

Why do you keep harping on about Japan? It has nothing to do with me.

Join the Navy and feel a man!

So how long were you in?

It was a copy and paste you git.

Is that how you feel a man?

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

How often do you cross that line?

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:30:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:15:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:13:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
I was once called an Inspector!
It is essential to look important.

Why? To compensate for your inadequacies?

To impress people such as yourself.

Unlikely. I am not easily impressed. And you impotence doesn't impress
me at all.

Since when have I attempted to impress you with my importance?

Never. Because you never can.

Can't you tell the difference between attempted and can?

Yes. Can you?

You didn't above.

And you can?

Yes.

Yes what?

Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.

Lame.

Shurrup you sirry Jap.

Nani o itte, omae?

And you say you're not Japanese.

Just because I can speak it doesn't mean that I am.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:03:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:28:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:20:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:27:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
What is the punishment for bigamy?
Two mother-in-laws.

That should make me feel sorry for mooslimes (but it doesn't).

I'm not surprised.

No, why would you be?

I can think of no reason. Unless you put a drawing pin on my chair.

Does that make you think?

Eye Dow tit.

Thought so!

What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
They both make you wait an hour for a five-minute ride.

That's very true. I saw lots of this at DisneyWorld -
http://www.thepollspace.com/polls.php?pollid=1722

URGH!

Is that a grunt of approval?

Not sure about Viagra yet.

Viagra?

Hay, you raised it. See above.

I think car alarms should be set of explode after two minutes.
That way, we either take out a car thief, or deprive a noise-polluting jerk of his wheels.

That's a brilliant idea!

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:56:32 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:32:22 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:18:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:33:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.

He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.

What magnificent links might those be?

Ask Mr Hucker or send your email addy.
Tip! You can have many email addresses.

I do butt I get nothing butt spam. Hence I do not read them.

Ever considered a spam filter?

A SPAM filter? There'd be nothing left!

Waffle!

Yes, please. I like mine with ice cream and maple syrup.

Waffle = AOL, FFS.

Bot.

Ex-plane!

No, you mean deplane.

http://www.mailwasher.net/

Works quite well.

Thanks, but no. I only use web-based email. No viruses that way.

Web based email is awful.

Beats getting viruses.

Maybe you should try not being such a one born every minute.

OK, PT.

PT?

PT Barnum. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._T._Barnum

And that has what to do with me?

You're a sucker, PHucker.

Ever considered a virus checker?

Who needs it with webmail?

HTML is the most insecure part of the internet.

Is that right?

Ayeeeeeee!

Idiot!

What now?

Dunno. What do you suggest?

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:53:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:32:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:24:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:25:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 21:18:08 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

Hedges belong on council estates.

No crappy fences do. Hedges are what they have in private estates.

Are you a hedge hog?

No, I grow my own.

What? Parrots?

No, hedges. Do keep up.

Benson and Hedges?

That explains your twisted mind.

I drive a Mercedes Benz.

Bull****.

Careful you don't tread in it.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

And a filter.

Hitler oughta do the trick.

No, that would be gas then.

A gaseous filter?

Never heard of that before.

The reason people sweat is so that they won't catch fire when having sex.

Its dangerous to burn rubber.

I've never caused an accident while wheelspinning.

Chucking wheelies is the perfect way to blow a tyre.

A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

Who goes around punching out smokers in your country?

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:44:44 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:28:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:13:54 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:12:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:40:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

I find that revelation to be quite shocking. I also find what fat
people eat to be disgusting.

I find fat people disgusting.

Well, who doesn't?

Fat people.

Yes, I find them disgusting.

Engrish plobrems again.

I am not Japanese.

Then why do you post through Japan? Don't they have the internet in Australia yet?

Why do you keep harping on about Japan? It has nothing to do with me.

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This doesn't look Australian. Why are you pretending to be an Aussie?

Hay! Don't look at me. That's just the proxy server.

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Join the Navy and feel a man!

So how long were you in?

It was a copy and paste you git.

Is that how you feel a man?

The mind boggles.

Do you play that while feeling men?

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

How often do you cross that line?

I don't do either.

Oh? So you don't need to look like an idiot?

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:45:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:30:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:15:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:13:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
I was once called an Inspector!
It is essential to look important.

Why? To compensate for your inadequacies?

To impress people such as yourself.

Unlikely. I am not easily impressed. And you impotence doesn't impress
me at all.

Since when have I attempted to impress you with my importance?

Never. Because you never can.

Can't you tell the difference between attempted and can?

Yes. Can you?

You didn't above.

And you can?

Yes.

Yes what?

I can.

What do you can? Parrots?

Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.

Lame.

Shurrup you sirry Jap.

Nani o itte, omae?

And you say you're not Japanese.

Just because I can speak it doesn't mean that I am.

Noone would learn it on stoat.

I don't need a stoat to learn. Nor a grebe, for that matter.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:47:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:03:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:28:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:20:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:27:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
What is the punishment for bigamy?
Two mother-in-laws.

That should make me feel sorry for mooslimes (but it doesn't).

I'm not surprised.

No, why would you be?

I can think of no reason. Unless you put a drawing pin on my chair.

Does that make you think?

Eye Dow tit.

Thought so!

What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
They both make you wait an hour for a five-minute ride.

That's very true. I saw lots of this at DisneyWorld -
http://www.thepollspace.com/polls.php?pollid=1722

URGH!

Is that a grunt of approval?

**** no!

I guess not then.

Not sure about Viagra yet.

Viagra?

Hay, you raised it. See above.

My taglines program raised it. Nothing to do with me.

Sure. You posted it.

I think car alarms should be set of explode after two minutes.
That way, we either take out a car thief, or deprive a noise-polluting jerk of his wheels.

That's a brilliant idea!

Now, what about that ****ing burglar alarm two doors down? I've tried phoning the police and pretending there's actually a robbery in progress, I've tried banging loudly on the window (I know the owners are in), but still the stupid thing keeps going off.

Damn annoying, aren't they?