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"Jim Weir" wrote in message ... Supposedly the fastest that a professional baseball manager was ever thrown out of a game: Casey Stengel: Where was that pitch at? Umpi We don't end our sentences with a preposition. Stengel: OK, where was that pitch at, asshole? Umpi YOU'RE OUT OF HERE. That WAS proper grammar in "Stenglese". :~) "Who caught that!?! Fire him!!" |
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Richard Hertz wrote: At the risk of starting a grammar debate - ending sentences (in English) with prepositions is acceptable. The rule never to end sentences with a preposition is the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put. George Patterson This marriage is off to a shaky start. The groom just asked the band to play "Your cheatin' heart", and the bride just requested "Don't come home a'drinkin' with lovin' on your mind". |
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How do you get a UofI cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push like hell. Jim Jim Weir (A&P/IA, CFI, & other good alphabet soup) VP Eng RST Pres. Cyberchapter EAA Tech. Counselor http://www.rst-engr.com |
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Jim Weir wrote in message . ..
How can you tell a UI cheerleader is on the level? Tobacco spit coming equally out of BOTH sides of her mouth... No, that would be an OU cheerleader. -- (I'm a UT Longhorn) |
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One's Too Many wrote:
No, that would be an OU cheerleader. -- (I'm a UT Longhorn) The Nose of Oklahoma Smells You (To the tune of "I've Been Workin' on the Railroad") The nose of Oklahoma smells you All the live-long day. The nose of Oklahoma smells you; Why won't you go away? All the people down in Austin Think that they got class, But all the people up in Norman Say "Texas, bite my ***!" BOOMER SOONER --Dave -- Dave Buckles http://www.flight-instruction.com |
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