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  #31  
Old June 26th 07, 02:09 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
newsp.tt6mv1dg4buhsv@fx62...
On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:38:30 +0100, Mr Pounder
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
newsp.ttgnd8j24buhsv@fx62...
On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
Wee.

In your pants?

ffs

So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?

You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.

Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?

Actually I used it first.

Google is your friend, use it.

I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)

You mean you can't make up your own replies?


Peter, Bruce is my blood letting.


What?

He is my prey.


What? Sounds like you should get down on your knees and start praying
instead.

Beak out.


And gird your loins too.

Mr Pounder

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  #32  
Old June 27th 07, 09:10 PM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Mr Pounder[_2_]
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
newsp.tt6mv1dg4buhsv@fx62...
On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:38:30 +0100, Mr Pounder
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
newsp.ttgnd8j24buhsv@fx62...
On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
Wee.

In your pants?

ffs

So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?

You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.

Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?

Actually I used it first.

Google is your friend, use it.

I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)

You mean you can't make up your own replies?

Peter, Bruce is my blood letting.


What?

He is my prey.


What? Sounds like you should get down on your knees and start praying
instead.


Prey is not pray.
Okay?

Beak out.


And gird your loins too.

Mr Pounder

--
This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs
the
national grid?
http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
http://www.petersphotos.com

| , \
.-"""-. | | ;
/ `.___ |
| O .=-"`| ; |
/ .' |
_.'--._ ( | ; | \
.-" ; ``\ | ; |
.' ; | |
/ .' ; | | | :
/_/ __.' , ; |
.' / / | ; |
.' _..--' _/ |_..- ;
/_.--''` __.-'`\\__ .==="" \ .
/ .--'` \\__.'--))) `; |
/ .' .-'--))) . |
/ .' .' ` _.'
/_.' .` __..--""````""===="" | ;
// / /` | ; .




  #33  
Old June 28th 07, 01:38 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Posts: 975
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
newsp.tt6mv1dg4buhsv@fx62...
On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:38:30 +0100, Mr Pounder
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
newsp.ttgnd8j24buhsv@fx62...
On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
Wee.

In your pants?

ffs

So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?

You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.

Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?

Actually I used it first.

Google is your friend, use it.

I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)

You mean you can't make up your own replies?

Peter, Bruce is my blood letting.

What?

He is my prey.


What? Sounds like you should get down on your knees and start praying
instead.


Prey is not pray.
Okay?


Butt Jock is a joke?

  #34  
Old June 30th 07, 05:16 PM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Peter Hucker[_2_]
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On Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:20:51 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:03:45 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.

Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?

Actually I used it first.

Since when, P.Hucker?

2 or 3 hundred years ago.

Old git!

Google is your friend, use it.

I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)

You mean you can't make up your own replies?

Must you parrot everything I say?

You didn't say that.

I just did. AWK!


You use this "joke" last week. Get some new material.


You mean like your recycled sigs?


I have a selection of 1,261 sigs.

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  #35  
Old July 2nd 07, 05:39 PM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Peter Hucker[_2_]
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On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 02:07:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:20:51 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:03:45 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Must you parrot everything I say?

You didn't say that.

I just did. AWK!

You use this "joke" last week. Get some new material.

You mean like your recycled sigs?


I have a selection of 1,261 sigs.


Is that all?


I only collect the very best.

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  #36  
Old July 3rd 07, 06:54 PM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Peter Hucker[_2_]
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Posts: 539
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On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:12:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 02:07:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:20:51 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:03:45 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Must you parrot everything I say?

You didn't say that.

I just did. AWK!

You use this "joke" last week. Get some new material.

You mean like your recycled sigs?

I have a selection of 1,261 sigs.

Is that all?


I only collect the very best.


Did you say "breast"?


Uhhhhhhh..... uhuhuhuhuh!!!! NO! BUTTMUNCH!

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