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Old October 2nd 07, 08:53 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Default Saucerhead warning!!!

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:14:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:47:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:26:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:58:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
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Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.

Spiders are the unbeatable foe. You have to be realistic.

Nonsense. Spiders are easy.

No, earth girls are easy.

No, that was just a fictional film. No surprise that you were taken in.

If you aren't finding them easy, you're going about it the wrong way.

And how is going after fat/ugly girls the right way?

I'll set her onto you for that.

Once the lazy cow gets off her fat arse, I'll be long gone.

Fat people can jet propel themselves to the upright position using methane.


Exactly how fat are we talking about here?


Irrelevant. Propulsive force and mass are both directly proportional to fatness.


So fat people are bigger fartarses too?

I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to her husband.
The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry me!"


Touche!

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Old October 8th 07, 02:34 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Default Saucerhead warning!!!

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:53:13 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:14:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:47:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:26:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:58:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
news[email protected]
Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.

Spiders are the unbeatable foe. You have to be realistic.

Nonsense. Spiders are easy.

No, earth girls are easy.

No, that was just a fictional film. No surprise that you were taken in.

If you aren't finding them easy, you're going about it the wrong way.

And how is going after fat/ugly girls the right way?

I'll set her onto you for that.

Once the lazy cow gets off her fat arse, I'll be long gone.

Fat people can jet propel themselves to the upright position using methane.

Exactly how fat are we talking about here?

Irrelevant. Propulsive force and mass are both directly proportional to fatness.


So fat people are bigger fartarses too?


It stands to reason. More food in, more gas out.


Is that why you drive like a maniac?

No trees were killed in the sending of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced


You bastid!

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Old November 1st 07, 04:14 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Default Saucerhead warning!!!

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:34:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:53:13 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:14:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:47:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Once the lazy cow gets off her fat arse, I'll be long gone.

Fat people can jet propel themselves to the upright position using methane.

Exactly how fat are we talking about here?

Irrelevant. Propulsive force and mass are both directly proportional to fatness.

So fat people are bigger fartarses too?

It stands to reason. More food in, more gas out.


Is that why you drive like a maniac?


No, more gas in, more **** out.


Shouldn't that be "no more gas in, no more **** out"?

 




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