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  #11  
Old September 17th 07, 04:22 AM posted to alt.politics.homosexuality,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:14:07 +0100, Naked Gonad wrote:

On Sep 11, 1:33 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 10, 8:55 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 14:24:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
I take it back, he doesn't get one words sentences either.

Butt you seem to have no trouble getting a word in edgewise.

Your point?

What about it?

He just wants to see your crutch...erm!!...sorry... crux.

That's the crux of the problem.


Only if you cut to the quick!


Viagra will sort that.


I'll sort you out in a minute, PHucker.

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  #12  
Old September 18th 07, 07:42 AM posted to alt.politics.homosexuality,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:22:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:14:07 +0100, Naked Gonad wrote:

On Sep 11, 1:33 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 10, 8:55 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 14:24:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
I take it back, he doesn't get one words sentences either.

Butt you seem to have no trouble getting a word in edgewise.

Your point?

What about it?

He just wants to see your crutch...erm!!...sorry... crux.

That's the crux of the problem.

Only if you cut to the quick!

Viagra will sort that.


I'll sort you out in a minute, PHucker.


Stay away from my arse!


If you'd only said ass, I would have made a jape.

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."
"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"
"Put them on the chair, on top of mine."


How can she see in the dark?

  #13  
Old September 23rd 07, 05:59 AM posted to alt.politics.homosexuality,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:42:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:22:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:14:07 +0100, Naked Gonad wrote:

On Sep 11, 1:33 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 10, 8:55 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 14:24:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
I take it back, he doesn't get one words sentences either.

Butt you seem to have no trouble getting a word in edgewise.

Your point?

What about it?

He just wants to see your crutch...erm!!...sorry... crux.

That's the crux of the problem.

Only if you cut to the quick!

Viagra will sort that.

I'll sort you out in a minute, PHucker.

Stay away from my arse!


If you'd only said ass, I would have made a jape.


But I don't own a donkey.


That's because you are no end an ass.

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."
"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"
"Put them on the chair, on top of mine."


How can she see in the dark?


Maybe she remembers where the chair was?


Unlikely. She's blonde isn't she?

  #14  
Old October 2nd 07, 08:50 AM posted to demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:59:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:42:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:22:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:14:07 +0100, Naked Gonad wrote:

Only if you cut to the quick!

Viagra will sort that.

I'll sort you out in a minute, PHucker.

Stay away from my arse!

If you'd only said ass, I would have made a jape.

But I don't own a donkey.


That's because you are no end an ass.


Severe grammar error.


On your part, PHucker.

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."
"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"
"Put them on the chair, on top of mine."

How can she see in the dark?

Maybe she remembers where the chair was?


Unlikely. She's blonde isn't she?


Good point.


I know. That's why *I* made it.

Chaos will reign over order - it's easier to implement.


It never reigns but it poors.

  #15  
Old October 8th 07, 02:14 AM posted to demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:50:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:59:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:42:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:22:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:14:07 +0100, Naked Gonad wrote:

Only if you cut to the quick!

Viagra will sort that.

I'll sort you out in a minute, PHucker.

Stay away from my arse!

If you'd only said ass, I would have made a jape.

But I don't own a donkey.

That's because you are no end an ass.

Severe grammar error.


On your part, PHucker.


Bot.


I already told you, PHucker, I'm not interested in your bot.

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."
"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"
"Put them on the chair, on top of mine."

How can she see in the dark?

Maybe she remembers where the chair was?

Unlikely. She's blonde isn't she?

Good point.


I know. That's why *I* made it.


I know I did, there's no need to tell me.

Chaos will reign over order - it's easier to implement.


It never reigns but it poors.


Jesus christ.


Where?

god said


He said "Jesus Christ"?

  #16  
Old November 4th 07, 02:15 AM posted to alt.politics.homosexuality,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Default Have you seen this??

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:14:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:50:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:59:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:42:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

If you'd only said ass, I would have made a jape.

But I don't own a donkey.

That's because you are no end an ass.

Severe grammar error.

On your part, PHucker.

Bot.


I already told you, PHucker, I'm not interested in your bot.


I already told you to learn the difference between a statement and a question.


What sort of question is that?

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."
"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"
"Put them on the chair, on top of mine."

How can she see in the dark?

Maybe she remembers where the chair was?

Unlikely. She's blonde isn't she?

Good point.

I know. That's why *I* made it.

I know I did, there's no need to tell me.

Chaos will reign over order - it's easier to implement.

It never reigns but it poors.

Jesus christ.


Where?


Nowhere, he's fictitious.


A figment of your imagination, eh?

god said


He said "Jesus Christ"?


No, he's also fictitious.


You already said that.

 




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