Sebring and Hitlaw

In article , Juan Jimenez says...


"ChuckSlusarczyk" wrote in message
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I remember just how fast he ran to call the cops when we ate some of his
chicken.

As opposed to you mouthing off about ducks in a row for years now,

don't worry about the Ducks their fine and multiplying..


and
claiming jim was taking pictures of you and changing lenses when he only had
one,

He did take my picture it was published on the Awful News Network you know that
so why are you lying that he didn't?? As far as the lens goes I saw him put the
long lens on maybe he didn't have another one but so what? He still took a
picture of me and Bink in our booth and I have a picture of him with the long
lens on his camera taken by one of my guys .So what!!


or that he couldn't get into SNF when it was you who was not anywhere
to be seen when we went looking for you?


He isn't allowed into SnF and he got in by a fluke, if you couldn't find me you
weren't looking .If you were looking for me somebody around my booth would have
said so, everyone in my booth knows what zoom looks like.



All bark, no bite, all mouth, no credibility. LOL!


Say what you want but I test flew all the planes I ever built so it's not all
bark-bite and mouth .That description fits you way better then me OH Great
Coward to test fly your BD lawn dart. As far as credibility goes it's not my
credibility that's in doubt around here.I didn't have to sneak into SnF and hope
certain people didn't see me because believe me I wish I would have spotted zoom
on the grounds just to watch how fast they threw his butt out.LOL!!!

Chuck S RAH-14/1 ret

wrote:
Juan Jimenez wrote:
Yo Hitlaw, have you been spotted at the Sebring show? chuckle


I looked around
behind him expecting to find you liplocked to his ass but fortunately
for you I had no such luck.

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Frank M.Hitlaw on vacation in Sebring,

Aw, but Frank, Juan's more efficient than that. In a true, tribue to
Darwin's theory, he no longer lip locks anymore. He's "evolved" into
Captain's Zoom's rectum! That's why he appeared to be missing. If not
for the smell, there'd be no way to know he's in the area...LOL!!!

Juan Jimenez wrote:

Well, if it isn't Yawnita. Back jackin' her jaw again.

Hey, Juan ~ I hear I got a stalker...am I going to have to get a
restraining order on you?

I wouldn't bother...saves me having to come find you, Netizen.

The exposes on you two "Vietnam Veterans" will be up shortly. Your
buddy My Lai Jim ought to be pretty happy, knowing how he loves the
publicity.

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Please explain the comment about meeting women. I can't figure out
what you are talking about and I am pretty sure you don't know either.

Frank M.Hitlaw on vacation in Sebring

Too many goats in Puerto Rico...doesn't need women since he can have
sex anytime he wants, providing he can tape the goat's mouth so the
goat tenders don't find out...

YEE HAW, Juan! RIDE 'EM COWBOY!

One of these days he might just buy his own ~ so hear it scream! You
know ~ when the goat sess him coming...


JUAAAAAAANNNN!!! DAA~ DY!

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zzzzoom spots me turns pale, hides,then flees. The real gut buster
was the next thing he does is to notify the other half of the bull****
brotherhood.

Frank M.Hitlaw on vacation in Sebring

Are you sure that it's you that Zoom is afraid of? I hear he's scared
of his shadow because it looks like Juan Jimenez, is glued to his a$$
and is constantly trying to hump him! With his nose!

Juan Jimenez wrote:

LOL! Last time I weighed myself was last week. 225, bubba. Do you even own a
scale?

Yeah, but Juan, that's just the fat waves around your neck! Did you
forget the mention the two tons...

....between your ears!

Should have laid off those C-rations in Vietnam, boy. Especially the
John Wayne bars...and the pound cake.

And if ol' Frank let you use his scale, he'd have to wear a flak vest
and helmet himself, and dig a fox hole for cover when the damned thing
exploded after you put your two love handles on it...

....you know..."love handles!"

What Captain Zoom calls your "Ears."

wrote:

I can understand that your mother wouldn't want you to stay with her
while you were on vacation.

Juan outlived his welcome in the goat pen, trying to interbreed with
other family members.

Mine kind of likes to see me once in a while.

Juan's a$$ is so big there's no "not" seeing him.

I hear the Greek Navy likes to use it as a "target."

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If not crawl back under your rock or more likely crawl
back up zzzooms ass.

He is Zoom's ass. Just tell him to pucker, Frank. That'll shut him
up. Then watch as Zoom explodes from constipation. Considering how
full of crap he already is, it will take less than sixty seconds.

red12049 wrote:

I truly wish that those who go to the ANN site could read the above, and
then be given a quick tour here. Try telling those readers that your
personna here is not who you "really" are, and that you act this way just
for fun. Actions, Juan, not words.

Juan doesn't seem to be part of that team anymore. He thinks he's a
Journalist, but knows nothing about the First Amendment and likes to
spend his "Journalist" time on USENET telling people "STFU!"

So much for Juan's concept of "Freedom of Speech"

Proof that Juan was never in Vietnam ~ he wouldn't be here today. His
"fellow" Marines would have frag'd the traitor! I'm surprised his
family hasn't, ahhh, but the night is still young...

Juan Jimenez wrote:

You calling _me_ porky, you half-wit mastodon? LOL! That's funny! *8)

"Porky Pig" Jimenez...the one that likes to slide up to the trough and
say "That's Not All Folks! I'm still a work in progress!"

Yeah, and so's a Black Hole...