A aviation & planes forum. AviationBanter

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Go Back   Home » AviationBanter forum » rec.aviation newsgroups » Piloting
Site Map Home Register Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

Thanks Bertie, more bull****



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #31  
Old June 8th 08, 03:08 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Stealth Pilot[_2_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 846
Default Thanks Dudley, more bull****

On Sun, 8 Jun 2008 08:46:47 -0500, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net
wrote:


"Stealth Pilot" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 7 Jun 2008 11:39:39 -0500, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net
wrote:

no I would say that bertie is bang on the money.
I've never seen you post anything other than jealous simpering
nonsense.


We have too many experts around here already. I just come hear to read, but
got tired if the Bertie the Bull**** show. I could agree with it when it was
used to discourage Mxmanic, but now Bertie wants to moderate the entire
group. I think I have already told you this once, but what the hell, maybe
some of the other readers could use a reminder as well.



I have to wonder how you would ever fare as a pilot.
any irritation causes a mindless obsession so you'd better never fly a
complex aircraft. hell you'd be lost with a simple piper where you had
to switch tanks during flight.


Exactly, since you no nothing about me, and I feel no need to profess myself
as an expert, you can do nothing but wonder.



I can easily imagine the situation where something in flight ****ed
you off completely and your focus on being the top dog would take
over. I would pay money to stand on the ramp as you landed a mooney
wheels up.


You seem to be good at imaging a lot of things Stealth, and what you
actually choose to specualte is very revealing.




Maxwell you're wasting oxygen. stop breathing it.
Stealth Pilot


I had been answering your posts, because up until now I had given you much
more credit than just being another sock puppet for Buttlipps. But if
that's where you intend to hitch your reputation with this group, it is
certainly your choice to do so.

But I waste little time arguing with Bertie's puppets, like gregvk, Ahrens,
George and Dudley. I guess I will just have to add you to the list, and
ignore your nonsense in the future as well.




I'm not one of Berties sock puppets at all.
I've always found him to be an intelligent aviation enthusiast. I just
wish you were as well.

you have a character flaw. I sincerely hope that you are flying solo
when your cork pops when flying because I'm absolutely certain that
one day this character flaw will either do you in or cause you some
real financial pain.

the books published by Tony Kern on pilot self discipline are well
worth your reading them.
Stealth Pilot
  #32  
Old June 8th 08, 04:31 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 24
Default Thanks Dudley, more bull****

Maxwell wrote:
"Stealth Pilot" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 7 Jun 2008 11:39:39 -0500, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net
wrote:

no I would say that bertie is bang on the money.
I've never seen you post anything other than jealous simpering
nonsense.


We have too many experts around here already.


But Bertie is an expert.

I just come hear to
read, but got tired if the Bertie the Bull**** show. I could agree
with it when it was used to discourage Mxmanic, but now Bertie wants
to moderate the entire group. I think I have already told you this
once, but what the hell, maybe some of the other readers could use a
reminder as well.


rofl.

I have to wonder how you would ever fare as a pilot.
any irritation causes a mindless obsession so you'd better never fly
a complex aircraft. hell you'd be lost with a simple piper where you
had to switch tanks during flight.


Exactly, since you no nothing about me, and I feel no need to profess
myself as an expert, you can do nothing but wonder.


Methinks you've made what you are quite obvious, Max.

I can easily imagine the situation where something in flight ****ed
you off completely and your focus on being the top dog would take
over. I would pay money to stand on the ramp as you landed a mooney
wheels up.


You seem to be good at imaging a lot of things Stealth, and what you
actually choose to specualte is very revealing.




Maxwell you're wasting oxygen. stop breathing it.
Stealth Pilot


I had been answering your posts, because up until now I had given you
much more credit than just being another sock puppet for Buttlipps.
But if that's where you intend to hitch your reputation with this
group, it is certainly your choice to do so.

But I waste little time arguing with Bertie's puppets, like gregvk,
Ahrens, George and Dudley. I guess I will just have to add you to the
list, and ignore your nonsense in the future as well.


Everyone who disagrees with you is Bertie? I'm especially tickled by
your identification of Rich as a Bertie sockpuppet. That's just
hilarious.

Please add me to your list.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell


  #33  
Old June 8th 08, 07:05 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.2600,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Onideus Mad Hatter
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 26
Default Thanks Bertie, more bull****

On 08 Jun 2008 15:50:12 GMT, gregvk wrote:

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in
:

On 07 Jun 2008 15:07:57 GMT, gregvk wrote:

"Jay Honeck" wrote in
news:lSm2k.197405$yE1.49000@attbi_s21:

All *all* of Maxwell's posts are utterly worthless. He's turned RAP
into the Usenet equivalent of a cesspool. Like he dropped his pants
and took a massive dump on the newsgroup, a couple times every day
for several months.

So, for the love of God and everything that's decent, STOP REPLYING TO
EITHER OF THEM!

Let's see you make me.

By responding in this way you are giving the trolls precisely what
they want.

Keep crying, Jay. It makes me giggle.


You get off on people crying, huh?


/snicker


You're quite proud of it too, neh?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
  #34  
Old June 8th 08, 07:17 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Rich Ahrens[_2_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 404
Default Thanks Dudley, more bull****

on 6/8/2008 10:31 AM Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries said the following:
Maxwell wrote:
But I waste little time arguing with Bertie's puppets, like gregvk,
Ahrens, George and Dudley. I guess I will just have to add you to the
list, and ignore your nonsense in the future as well.


Everyone who disagrees with you is Bertie? I'm especially tickled by
your identification of Rich as a Bertie sockpuppet. That's just
hilarious.


Isn't it? Especially since I've been posting as myself, using my real
name, since the mid-90s and have met many R.A.* habitues face to face
(including Bertie). Just goes to show how bad Maxie's judgment is. Or
demonstrates his poor grasp of net lingo.

Please add me to your list.


Oh, no doubt he will.

  #35  
Old June 8th 08, 07:29 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 24
Default Thanks Dudley, more bull****

Rich Ahrens wrote:
on 6/8/2008 10:31 AM Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries said the following:
Maxwell wrote:
But I waste little time arguing with Bertie's puppets, like gregvk,
Ahrens, George and Dudley. I guess I will just have to add you to
the list, and ignore your nonsense in the future as well.


Everyone who disagrees with you is Bertie? I'm especially tickled by
your identification of Rich as a Bertie sockpuppet. That's just
hilarious.


Isn't it? Especially since I've been posting as myself, using my real
name, since the mid-90s and have met many R.A.* habitues face to face
(including Bertie).


And lived to tell about it.

Just goes to show how bad Maxie's judgment is. Or
demonstrates his poor grasp of net lingo.


Or both, among other things.

Please add me to your list.


Oh, no doubt he will.


Me. A Bertie sock. I think I pulled something from laughing so hard.


I hope things have been good for you since last we crossed paths, Rich.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell


  #36  
Old June 8th 08, 07:37 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 3,735
Default Thanks Dudley, more bull****

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:


"Stealth Pilot" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 7 Jun 2008 11:39:39 -0500, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net
wrote:

no I would say that bertie is bang on the money.
I've never seen you post anything other than jealous simpering
nonsense.


We have too many experts around here already. I just come hear to
read, but got tired if the Bertie the Bull**** show. I could agree
with it when it was used to discourage Mxmanic, but now Bertie wants
to moderate the entire group. I think I have already told you this
once, but what the hell, maybe some of the other readers could use a
reminder as well.



I have to wonder how you would ever fare as a pilot.
any irritation causes a mindless obsession so you'd better never fly
a complex aircraft. hell you'd be lost with a simple piper where you
had to switch tanks during flight.


Exactly, since you no nothing about me, and I feel no need to profess
myself as an expert, you can do nothing but wonder.



Nobody wonders. It's plain to see you know nothing.



I can easily imagine the situation where something in flight ****ed
you off completely and your focus on being the top dog would take
over. I would pay money to stand on the ramp as you landed a mooney
wheels up.


You seem to be good at imaging a lot of things Stealth, and what you
actually choose to specualte is very revealing.



Is it? Do tell.




Maxwell you're wasting oxygen. stop breathing it.
Stealth Pilot


I had been answering your posts, because up until now I had given you
much more credit than just being another sock puppet for Buttlipps.


And there's th esockpuppet thing again. CRETIN!


But if that's where you intend to hitch your reputation with this
group, it is certainly your choice to do so.

But I waste little time arguing with Bertie's puppets, like gregvk,
Ahrens, George and Dudley. I guess I will just have to add you to the
list, and ignore your nonsense in the future as well.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_sock_puppet



Bertie





  #37  
Old June 8th 08, 07:47 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 3,735
Default Thanks Dudley, more bull****

Stealth Pilot wrote in
:

On Sun, 8 Jun 2008 08:46:47 -0500, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net
wrote:


"Stealth Pilot" wrote in message
. ..
On Sat, 7 Jun 2008 11:39:39 -0500, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net
wrote:

no I would say that bertie is bang on the money.
I've never seen you post anything other than jealous simpering
nonsense.


We have too many experts around here already. I just come hear to
read, but got tired if the Bertie the Bull**** show. I could agree
with it when it was used to discourage Mxmanic, but now Bertie wants
to moderate the entire group. I think I have already told you this
once, but what the hell, maybe some of the other readers could use a
reminder as well.



I have to wonder how you would ever fare as a pilot.
any irritation causes a mindless obsession so you'd better never fly
a complex aircraft. hell you'd be lost with a simple piper where you
had to switch tanks during flight.


Exactly, since you no nothing about me, and I feel no need to profess
myself as an expert, you can do nothing but wonder.



I can easily imagine the situation where something in flight ****ed
you off completely and your focus on being the top dog would take
over. I would pay money to stand on the ramp as you landed a mooney
wheels up.


You seem to be good at imaging a lot of things Stealth, and what you
actually choose to specualte is very revealing.




Maxwell you're wasting oxygen. stop breathing it.
Stealth Pilot


I had been answering your posts, because up until now I had given you
much more credit than just being another sock puppet for Buttlipps.
But if that's where you intend to hitch your reputation with this
group, it is certainly your choice to do so.

But I waste little time arguing with Bertie's puppets, like gregvk,
Ahrens, George and Dudley. I guess I will just have to add you to the
list, and ignore your nonsense in the future as well.




I'm not one of Berties sock puppets at all.
I've always found him to be an intelligent aviation enthusiast. I just
wish you were as well.

you have a character flaw. I sincerely hope that you are flying solo
when your cork pops when flying because I'm absolutely certain that
one day this character flaw will either do you in or cause you some
real financial pain.

the books published by Tony Kern on pilot self discipline are well
worth your reading them.



I wonder. We do a lot of stuff like that (CRM training) and it is
worthwhile to do. It's also fashionable amongst pilots to poo poo it and
say the training is a waste of time because "you either got it or you
don't" and to a large extent that's true too. Someone who has at least
some ability will figure out most of the requirements for good CRM
himself. They're mostly pretty obvious. However, most people do benefit
from CRM training. In every group of humans ( bit of a stretch to
include Maxie, admittedly) you have the famous bell-shaped curve. In the
middle you have the vast majority who will respond to further education
to a greater or lesser degree. On the right you have guys who don't,
never have and never will need any training in it. I've met about five
of these in my life, BTW and they're amazing people to watch work. On
the left you have Maxwell, who can't even figure out what a sockpuppet
is...
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, IOW.



Bertie

  #38  
Old June 8th 08, 08:20 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Maxwell[_2_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,043
Default Thanks Dudley, more bull****


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...


I wonder. We do a lot of stuff like that (CRM training) and it is
worthwhile to do. It's also fashionable amongst pilots to poo poo it and
say the training is a waste of time because "you either got it or you
don't" and to a large extent that's true too. Someone who has at least
some ability will figure out most of the requirements for good CRM
himself. They're mostly pretty obvious. However, most people do benefit
from CRM training. In every group of humans ( bit of a stretch to
include Maxie, admittedly) you have the famous bell-shaped curve. In the
middle you have the vast majority who will respond to further education
to a greater or lesser degree. On the right you have guys who don't,
never have and never will need any training in it. I've met about five
of these in my life, BTW and they're amazing people to watch work. On
the left you have Maxwell, who can't even figure out what a sockpuppet
is...
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, IOW.



Bertie


Cool! Did your sockpuppet Dudley write that for ya? Sure as hell sounds
familuar.




  #39  
Old June 8th 08, 08:24 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 3,735
Default Thanks Dudley, more bull****

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:wiW2k.169$Jh7.147
@newsfe21.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...


I wonder. We do a lot of stuff like that (CRM training) and it is
worthwhile to do. It's also fashionable amongst pilots to poo poo it and
say the training is a waste of time because "you either got it or you
don't" and to a large extent that's true too. Someone who has at least
some ability will figure out most of the requirements for good CRM
himself. They're mostly pretty obvious. However, most people do benefit
from CRM training. In every group of humans ( bit of a stretch to
include Maxie, admittedly) you have the famous bell-shaped curve. In the
middle you have the vast majority who will respond to further education
to a greater or lesser degree. On the right you have guys who don't,
never have and never will need any training in it. I've met about five
of these in my life, BTW and they're amazing people to watch work. On
the left you have Maxwell, who can't even figure out what a sockpuppet
is...
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, IOW.



Bertie


Cool! Did your sockpuppet Dudley write that for ya? Sure as hell sounds
familuar.



Ahh, mellow mood. Taking the yellow ones today are you?


Bertie
  #40  
Old June 8th 08, 09:42 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.2600
FrozenNorth
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4
Default Thanks Bertie, more bull****

dracosilv wrote:

gregvk wrote:
"dracosilv" wrote in
:

And


And what?


And it's SO hard to block him?

I would normally say something about you


Get me out of your mind, obsesso boi.


I was trying to be nice and not say something insulting, but I guess
that's lost on you.

I don't care to check out R.A.P right now.


They don't want a visit from a furfag anyway. Stay in alt.2600,
where your kind is welcome.


Well you're technically bringing them here, by x-posting to them.

Here? ****nut, you haven't ever been accepted in 2600, Hatter doesn't count.

--
Froz...
 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Total laughable bullshit Judah Piloting 0 May 10th 07 04:47 PM
Total laughable bullshit EridanMan Piloting 5 May 10th 07 04:46 PM
Total laughable bullshit AJ Piloting 0 May 10th 07 01:53 PM
Total laughable bullshit Bozo Piloting 0 May 9th 07 07:24 PM
Total laughable bullshit Cripple Piloting 0 May 9th 07 07:09 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 05:13 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2024 AviationBanter.
The comments are property of their posters.