Some Funnies

Gizmo- After the fourth night bolter, pilot says, "I don't think I can land
this
one. We're gonna have to step out of the jet." BRBR


And then.....????

What happened??

I generally didn't tell my RIO how fu....ked up I was...but he knew...
P. C. Chisholm
CDR, USN(ret.)
Old Phart Phormer Phantom, Turkey, Viper, Scooter and Combat Buckeye Phlyer

Bug Roach sometimes said 'LTJ', 'land the jet' when some gent was having
trouble getting aboard, when he was past the ramp, over the wires...
P. C. Chisholm
CDR, USN(ret.)
Old Phart Phormer Phantom, Turkey, Viper, Scooter and Combat Buckeye Phlyer

any other good Ike stories you can remember...? BRBR

Two F-4s get shot at the same time, Cat 1 and Cat 3/4...bridle slap on one
F-4(not uncommon), A/B ignites fuel coming outta centerline(still no big deal),
Airboss says, "F-4 off the cat, you are on fire, eject"...all 4 shell out...
P. C. Chisholm
CDR, USN(ret.)
Old Phart Phormer Phantom, Turkey, Viper, Scooter and Combat Buckeye Phlyer

"F-4 off the cat, you are on fire, eject"...all 4 shell out..

I do so hate it when that happens.