Memorial Day weekend ruined

Jay Honeck wrote:

Oh, I don't know, Jim.

If I wanted to go flying with another woman, I think it would be wise of me
to ask Mary first!

And if I wanted to do it, I think it would be wise of me to never mention it to
Elisabeth either before or after. :-)

George Patterson
Why do men's hearts beat faster, knees get weak, throats become dry,
and they think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?
Because she smells like a new truck.

"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
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Me, my wife let me go flying with a female pilot friend on Sunday.

LET you? Wow, you have it bad, if your relationship is such that you
have
to get permission!

Oh, I don't know, Jim.

If I wanted to go flying with another woman, I think it would be wise of
me
to ask Mary first!

In my case, it would be a good idea to "inform" my wife, so it does not
appear as though I am trying to "hide" anything, but that is all. Our
relationship is built on 100% trust.

Plus the fact that she states every once in a while (usually right after or
before I screw up) just to be a smart a**, "I got rid of one, I can get rid
of you, too!"
--
Jim in NC

("Morgans" wrote)
Plus the fact that she states every once in a while (usually right after
or
before I screw up) just to be a smart a**, "I got rid of one, I can get
rid
of you, too!"


Have authorities found #1 yet?

Was it Alfred Hitchcock Presents ...found it.

Detectives can't find the weapon used by the wife to murder the hubby. She
chuckles.
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/EpisodeRecapPage/showid-238/epid-41003/

http://makeashorterlink.com/?L5912313B
(same link as above)


Montblack

Montblack wrote:

Detectives can't find the weapon used by the wife to murder the hubby.

I recall another story in which they can't find the murder weapon. In that case,
the murderer took a large icicle down during mid-winter and stuck it in the
freezer. Then he used it as a dagger in mid-summer and let it melt.

Then there was the one where they couldn't find the body and the only clues were
that the supposed murderer bought steak sauce by the case and chopped a lot of
wood (but we won't go in to that one). :-)

Interesting what inspiring material a teenager could order through the
Scholastic Book Club. Really prepares one for life.

George Patterson
Why do men's hearts beat faster, knees get weak, throats become dry,
and they think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?
Because she smells like a new truck.

"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
news:TWEne.2996$_o.1624@attbi_s71...

You're right.

In fact, in reaction to your suggestion I have just severely chastised
myself for posting on company time, and had myself sign a letter of
reprimand that will be placed in my permanent file.

One more transgression like that, and I'll be looking for another job!

;-)
--
Jay Honeck

Don't forget to authorize a serious severance check (think PC-12) before you
fire yourself.

-CJ

OK, guys, it's almost time for my 4th of July
weekend, and I'm going outside to bbq. So please
don't fly below 1500 feet, so I can enjoy myself
without all that small plane noise.

Thanks in advance.

OK, guys, it's almost time for my 4th of July
weekend, and I'm going outside to bbq. So please
don't fly below 1500 feet, so I can enjoy myself
without all that small plane noise.

Well screw you! I was going to arrange with the Blues, who are
personal friends of mine, to come do an airshow just for you and your
bbq guests, but now that you've shown what a sorehead you are, I'm not
going to do it!

So there!

vince norris
BTW, do you have room for one more? I'll bring a sixpack.

In a previous article, said:
OK, guys, it's almost time for my 4th of July
weekend, and I'm going outside to bbq. So please
don't fly below 1500 feet, so I can enjoy myself
without all that small plane noise.

Hey, let's all have a fly-in!


--
Paul Tomblin http://xcski.com/blogs/pt/
UNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old on
Tue Nov 5 00:53:20 1985 GMT (measuring since the time(2) epoch).
-- Andy Tannenbaum

wrote:
OK, guys, it's almost time for my 4th of July
weekend, and I'm going outside to bbq. So please
don't fly below 1500 feet, so I can enjoy myself
without all that small plane noise.

WILCO.

George Patterson
Why do men's hearts beat faster, knees get weak, throats become dry,
and they think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?
Because she smells like a new truck.