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BREAKING NEWS: Simulated FAA pulls MXSMANIC'S simulated license



 
 
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  #1  
Old November 24th 06, 11:31 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jim Macklin
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Default BREAKING NEWS: Simulated FAA pulls MXSMANIC'S simulated license

There is no reality, the whole world is a simulation created
by an insane god who thinks he is GOD.



"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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| The simulated FAA has revoked Mxsmanic's simulated license
until
| a simulated medical evaluation by a simulated medical
examiner determines
| if his apparent mental problems are real or simulated. A
simulated spokesman
| issued a simulated statement. today. in which he expressed
a simulated concern
| for Mxsmanic's current state of simulated mind. "We must,
as a simulated regulating
| agency, provide simulated oversight of the simulated
aviation community to
| keep our simulated sky safe from simulated pilots who show
poor simulated judgment",
| the simulated spokesman said.
| The simulated review will include a simulated
psychological evaluation, a
| simulated blood test for banned substances, and will be
reviewed by a simulated FAA
| designated simulated flight surgeon.
| "If it turns out that he is a real whacko", the simulated
spokesman said, "we will have no
| choice but to reinstate his simulated license since our
simulated jurisdiction only includes
| the simulated world. But if our simulated investigation
turns up some serious simulated
| issues, Mxsmanic could lose his simulated license for the
rest of his simulated life".
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  #2  
Old November 24th 06, 12:35 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jay Honeck
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Default BREAKING NEWS: Simulated FAA pulls MXSMANIC'S simulated license

There is no reality, the whole world is a simulation created
by an insane god who thinks he is GOD.


You've got it all wrong. You are just a brain, floating in a bubbling
vat of chemicals, and everything you perceive around you is just an
illusion created by your keepers.
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

  #3  
Old November 24th 06, 12:49 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jim Macklin
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Default BREAKING NEWS: Simulated FAA pulls MXSMANIC'S simulated license

I saw that movie too.

Is it possible that "our" reality is just an upset bowel due
to a bit of spoiled food that some deity ate last week
[their time scale] and pretty soon they'll take some pepto
and "our" world will come to an end with a big bang?


"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
ups.com...
| There is no reality, the whole world is a simulation
created
| by an insane god who thinks he is GOD.
|
| You've got it all wrong. You are just a brain, floating
in a bubbling
| vat of chemicals, and everything you perceive around you
is just an
| illusion created by your keepers.
| --
| Jay Honeck
| Iowa City, IA
| Pathfinder N56993
| www.AlexisParkInn.com
| "Your Aviation Destination"
|


  #4  
Old November 24th 06, 01:12 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jay Honeck
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Default BREAKING NEWS: Simulated FAA pulls MXSMANIC'S simulated license

Is it possible that "our" reality is just an upset bowel due
to a bit of spoiled food that some deity ate last week
[their time scale] and pretty soon they'll take some pepto
and "our" world will come to an end with a big bang?


I dunno -- but any God that exists never anticipated this Flight
Simulator set up:

http://makeashorterlink.com/?W1523514E

That thing makes my Kiwi look like a Lite Brite...and I'll bet it cost
more than a real plane.
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

  #5  
Old November 24th 06, 06:48 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jim Macklin
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Default BREAKING NEWS: Simulated FAA pulls MXSMANIC'S simulated license

Pretty soon, the PS XII will be out, offering armchair
pilots
a carrier launched space shuttle II trip to the Moon.

If you have a spare $20,000 or so doing nothing useful, go
to Flight Safety and take a two week course in any of the
business jets. Within just a few minutes, you will forget
that it is bolted to the concrete.



"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
oups.com...
| Is it possible that "our" reality is just an upset bowel
due
| to a bit of spoiled food that some deity ate last week
| [their time scale] and pretty soon they'll take some
pepto
| and "our" world will come to an end with a big bang?
|
| I dunno -- but any God that exists never anticipated this
Flight
| Simulator set up:
|
| http://makeashorterlink.com/?W1523514E
|
| That thing makes my Kiwi look like a Lite Brite...and I'll
bet it cost
| more than a real plane.
| --
| Jay Honeck
| Iowa City, IA
| Pathfinder N56993
| www.AlexisParkInn.com
| "Your Aviation Destination"
|



  #6  
Old November 25th 06, 06:09 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Roger[_4_]
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Default BREAKING NEWS: Simulated FAA pulls MXSMANIC'S simulated license

On Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:31:47 -0600, "Jim Macklin"
wrote:

There is no reality, the whole world is a simulation created
by an insane god who thinks he is GOD.


And what's wrong with that? As long as our simulated selves think the
simulated world created by an insane simulated god who thinks he is
God it becomes out reality and so becomes our true reality.



Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member)
(N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair)
www.rogerhalstead.com
  #7  
Old November 25th 06, 06:15 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jim Macklin
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Default BREAKING NEWS: Simulated FAA pulls MXSMANIC'S simulated license

Anybody remember the movie, THE GOD'S MUST BE CRAZY ?

It all started with a pilot.




"Roger" wrote in message
...
| On Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:31:47 -0600, "Jim Macklin"
| wrote:
|
| There is no reality, the whole world is a simulation
created
| by an insane god who thinks he is GOD.
|
| And what's wrong with that? As long as our simulated
selves think the
| simulated world created by an insane simulated god who
thinks he is
| God it becomes out reality and so becomes our true
reality.
|
|
|
| Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member)
| (N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair)
| www.rogerhalstead.com


  #8  
Old November 25th 06, 04:18 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Montblack
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Default BREAKING NEWS: Simulated FAA pulls MXSMANIC'S simulated license

("Roger" wrote)
There is no reality, the whole world is a simulation created by an insane
god who thinks he is GOD.


And what's wrong with that? As long as our simulated selves think the
simulated world created by an insane simulated god who thinks he is God it
becomes out reality and so becomes our true reality.



http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Elementary%2C_Dear_Data
Elementary, Dear Data
Season: 2 Episode: 3

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Ship_in_a_Bottle
Ship in a Bottle
Season: 6 Episode:12


Montblack
Star Trek: The Next Generation (TNG) ....Episode Guide
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation



  #9  
Old November 25th 06, 10:59 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Roger[_4_]
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Default BREAKING NEWS: Simulated FAA pulls MXSMANIC'S simulated license

On Sat, 25 Nov 2006 00:15:08 -0600, "Jim Macklin"
wrote:

Anybody remember the movie, THE GOD'S MUST BE CRAZY ?

It all started with a pilot.


AND...a pop bottle.






"Roger" wrote in message
.. .
| On Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:31:47 -0600, "Jim Macklin"
| wrote:
|
| There is no reality, the whole world is a simulation
created
| by an insane god who thinks he is GOD.
|
| And what's wrong with that? As long as our simulated
selves think the
| simulated world created by an insane simulated god who
thinks he is
| God it becomes out reality and so becomes our true
reality.
|
|
|
| Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member)
| (N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair)
| www.rogerhalstead.com

Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member)
(N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair)
www.rogerhalstead.com
  #10  
Old November 25th 06, 11:35 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jim Macklin
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Default BREAKING NEWS: Simulated FAA pulls MXSMANIC'S simulated license

Coke bottle. That stunt with the runaway Jeep was
priceless.



"Roger" wrote in message
...
| On Sat, 25 Nov 2006 00:15:08 -0600, "Jim Macklin"
| wrote:
|
| Anybody remember the movie, THE GOD'S MUST BE CRAZY ?
|
| It all started with a pilot.
|
| AND...a pop bottle.
|
|
|
|
|
|
| "Roger" wrote in message
| .. .
| | On Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:31:47 -0600, "Jim Macklin"
| | wrote:
| |
| | There is no reality, the whole world is a simulation
| created
| | by an insane god who thinks he is GOD.
| |
| | And what's wrong with that? As long as our simulated
| selves think the
| | simulated world created by an insane simulated god who
| thinks he is
| | God it becomes out reality and so becomes our true
| reality.
| |
| |
| |
| | Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member)
| | (N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair)
| | www.rogerhalstead.com
|
| Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member)
| (N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair)
| www.rogerhalstead.com


 




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