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Bertie 737 question
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... Yeah, speed and the mass of the things. At a guess, I'd say 737 wheels weigh in the region of 200 lbs and larger aircraft even more of course. Takes a moment ot get them going. Nothing to do with brakes, of course Bertie 200 pounds!!!!! Guess again dumb ass. |
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Bertie 737 question
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:jS04k.238$oY2.150
@newsfe21.lga: Bertie 200 pounds!!!!! Guess again dumb ass. OK, you're 300 lbs? Bertie |
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gregvk wrote in
: Bertie the Bunyip wrote in : "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in : "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in : Thanks Big John, you're feeding the troll. BERTIE HUNGRY! Bertie Bertie dumb ass lamer. Maxwell yummY! Bertie You know how the homes of reeeeeally old people sometimes have an "old person" reek that smells kinda like a mixture of stale urine and Ben- Gay? I dunno how old Maxwell is, but I bet his home smells like that. I'm thinkin "rat ****" Bertie |
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Bertie 737 question
gregvk wrote in news:Xns9ABB1C0F6D73A01773E1E7C2A948
@127.0.0.1: Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g2q9es$6sl$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com: gregvk wrote in : Bertie the Bunyip wrote in : "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in : "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in : Thanks Big John, you're feeding the troll. BERTIE HUNGRY! Bertie Bertie dumb ass lamer. Maxwell yummY! Bertie You know how the homes of reeeeeally old people sometimes have an "old person" reek that smells kinda like a mixture of stale urine and Ben- Gay? I dunno how old Maxwell is, but I bet his home smells like that. I'm thinkin "rat ****" Bertie Or cat pee. I bet one of his lil angels sleeps on his face. And he likes it! Bertie |
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Bertie 737 question
On Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:02:25 -0700 (PDT), Tina
wrote: In Elmira NY where I took two glider flights the instructor had a real sense of humor. He taped a piece of pink yarn on the window. (No, he was not being sexist, just funny). I have that piece of yarn taped into a scrap book now. For what it's worth the instructor claimed I bruised his knees I was yanking the stick around so much. Can you say 'over controlling'? The yarn actually did point straight back for a couple of minutes during that flight, most often when it was on the way from one side to the other. you know those thighs of yours that I oggle at? well next time you fly a glider rest your arm on your thigh to steady your arm and your hand, and you'll fly a whole lot better. |
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On Jun 12, 9:49 am, Stealth Pilot
wrote: On Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:02:25 -0700 (PDT), Tina wrote: In Elmira NY where I took two glider flights the instructor had a real sense of humor. He taped a piece of pink yarn on the window. (No, he was not being sexist, just funny). I have that piece of yarn taped into a scrap book now. For what it's worth the instructor claimed I bruised his knees I was yanking the stick around so much. Can you say 'over controlling'? The yarn actually did point straight back for a couple of minutes during that flight, most often when it was on the way from one side to the other. you know those thighs of yours that I oggle at? well next time you fly a glider rest your arm on your thigh to steady your arm and your hand, and you'll fly a whole lot better. If you've been oggling, I had not noticed, so you really are stealthy. Or a stalker (go stalk Mx, please). Or both. Keep your eyes on the string from the tea bag! |
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On Jun 11, 8:53 am, Tina wrote:
On Jun 11, 9:06 am, Gig 601Xl Builder wrote: Viperdoc wrote: Just landed yesterday in a British Air 73. Unlike American jets, didn't feel any thrust reverse, just some pretty hefty braking action. At least they gave us a sandwich, unlike the American carriers. I wonder if Anthony will be surprised when I stop by his place on Rue de General in Paris? I have a lot of camera gear, so will be sure to post photos. Will do some sail plane flying in Provence later this week- it's a lot different experience, much adverse yaw and lots of rudder required, and what's with this flying without headsets? JN Take one of his tours and don't tell him who you are till the end. And if I don't see photos I will be very upset. As much fun as that might be for the rest of us, it would be service well past heroic to use some hours in Paris that way. Choice: Cover a live grenade in the fox hole or a tour with Anthony? Remember that old Jack Benny joke, he was the legendary cheapskate? He was being held up, the crook said "Your money or your life" and Benny paused and said "I'm thinking about it"? Well...you *might* survive the grenade.... |
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On 12 Jun 2008 17:39:43 GMT, gregvk wrote:
Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g2qg4s$mu8$1 : gregvk wrote in news:Xns9ABB1C0F6D73A01773E1E7C2A948 @127.0.0.1: Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g2q9es$6sl$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com: gregvk wrote in : Bertie the Bunyip wrote in : "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in : "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in : Thanks Big John, you're feeding the troll. BERTIE HUNGRY! Bertie Bertie dumb ass lamer. Maxwell yummY! Bertie You know how the homes of reeeeeally old people sometimes have an "old person" reek that smells kinda like a mixture of stale urine and Ben- Gay? I dunno how old Maxwell is, but I bet his home smells like that. I'm thinkin "rat ****" Bertie Or cat pee. I bet one of his lil angels sleeps on his face. And he likes it! Bertie He loves the smell of cat butt in the morning. Oh look, another Greg post...oh look, another ass reference. Come on out of the closet already Greggie, everyone knows yer a raging homo with a fetish for ass molesting. There's no sense in denying it. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ¹ x ¹ http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do." "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, ) |
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