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Old June 14th 07, 05:56 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
fred
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Where are you? People want to learn to fly! We pay highest rates in
the country for CFI's.
We need instructrors and tow pilots. We help you get ratings. Gliders
are not something you jump off hills. Our gliders fly at 150 knots
above class A airspace.
All glider hours count toward 747 ratings. Come to the best place in
the country to build hours, really learn to fly and have sex. After 60
years and more than 30,000 landings, I ivite you heaven above earth.
Fred

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Old June 14th 07, 06:59 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bertie the Bunyip[_2_]
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fred wrote in news:1181796977.380200.226000
@e9g2000prf.googlegroups.com:

Where are you? People want to learn to fly! We pay highest rates in
the country for CFI's.
We need instructrors and tow pilots. We help you get ratings. Gliders
are not something you jump off hills. Our gliders fly at 150 knots
above class A airspace.
All glider hours count toward 747 ratings.


Do they now? You mean I wasted al those weeks at grond school and in the
sim when I could've just done a half dozen flights in a 2-33?

DAMN!




Come to the best place in
the country to build hours, really learn to fly and have sex. After 60
years and more than 30,000 landings, I ivite you heaven above earth.
Fred



All these years I've been looking for the perfect job and all along it was
right here under my nose..



Bertie
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Old June 14th 07, 04:20 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
gatt
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"fred" wrote in message
ups.com...
Where are you? People want to learn to fly! We pay highest rates in
the country for CFI's.
We need instructrors and tow pilots. We help you get ratings. Gliders
are not something you jump off hills. Our gliders fly at 150 knots
above class A airspace.
All glider hours count toward 747 ratings. Come to the best place in
the country to build hours, really learn to fly and have sex.


That sounds like a pretty cool planet.

-c


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Old June 15th 07, 05:39 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Montblack
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("gatt" wrote)
...really learn to fly and have sex.


That sounds like a pretty cool planet.



I would love to really learn to have sex.

I just don't want to pay a bunch of money, only to have to solo at the end!


Paul-Mont
Paul-Simon: "Duncan"

Just later on
the very same night
when I crept to her tent with a flashlight
and my long years of innocence ended:
well, she took me to the woods,
sayin' "Here comes something, and it feels so good!",
and just like a dog I was befriended, I was befriended.


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Old June 15th 07, 04:49 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
gatt
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"Montblack" wrote in message
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...really learn to fly and have sex.


That sounds like a pretty cool planet.

I would love to really learn to have sex.

I just don't want to pay a bunch of money, only to have to solo at the
end!


AHAHAAA! Outstanding!


-c


 




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