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Old April 9th 04, 07:15 PM
Fastglasair
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Default Robin Williams World Peace Plan

This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we need
now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs,
past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the
rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station
troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered
up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would
welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would
never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't
attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This
will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else
to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage
sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
"interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to
the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call
us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH....learn
it...or LEAVE...

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your
huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece
of me?"

If you agree with the above forward it to friends.

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Old April 9th 04, 08:35 PM
jc
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On 09 Apr 2004 18:15:32 GMT,
(Fastglasair) wrote:

Robin williams is a horses-ass (IMNSHO) and is NOT the one
that wrote this. Go check it out at snopes.com
Cheers,
jc
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Old April 9th 04, 11:04 PM
Antonio Pereira
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"Fastglasair" escreveu na mensagem
...
This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since

9/11/01.

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we

need
now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their

affairs,
past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and

the
rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with

Germany,
South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would

station
troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and

leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be

gathered
up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France

would
welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days

unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed

in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum

would
never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they

don't
attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.

This
will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have

to
cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for

their
oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere

else
to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the

storage
sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will

not
"interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given

to
the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't

need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a

good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can

call
us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH....learn
it...or LEAVE...

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired,

your
huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a

piece
of me?"

If you agree with the above forward it to friends.



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Old April 9th 04, 11:38 PM
Richard Lamb
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jc wrote:

On 09 Apr 2004 18:15:32 GMT,
(Fastglasair) wrote:

Robin williams is a horses-ass (IMNSHO) and is NOT the one
that wrote this. Go check it out at snopes.com
Cheers,
jc


Maybe so, but he is a funny horses-ass...

RL
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Old April 10th 04, 12:49 AM
VideoFlyer
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I don't care who wrote it. It makes sense to me!!
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Old April 10th 04, 03:02 AM
Blueskies
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There are so many holes in this...

Too bad...

--
Dan D.



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Old April 12th 04, 01:40 AM
geo
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"jc" wrote in message
...
Like many people with lots of money, he's
socialists, for which I have little use. It's a personal
thing.
Cheers,
jc


I have little use for corporate cock suckers like Dubya. It's a personal
thing.


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Old April 13th 04, 08:50 AM
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 00:40:20 GMT, "geo" wrote:

:"jc" wrote in message
.. .
: Like many people with lots of money, he's
: socialists, for which I have little use. It's a personal
: thing.
: Cheers,
: jc
:
:I have little use for corporate cock suckers like Dubya. It's a personal
:thing.

How do you feel about JF Kerry and his $500 million? Or doesn't it
count if you marry into it?
 




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