drive ****byrd crazy week

An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 lb. pack on his back, 15 lb.
weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is ****."

An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back,
weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles,
and says with a smile, "This is good ****!"

A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 LB pack on his back, weapon in hand, after
swimming 10 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles
at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great
****."

A Force Recon Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a
swamp with a 65 LB pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after
jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles
to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling
30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this
****. "

The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air conditioned, carpeted
office and says, "My e-mail's out? What kind of **** is this?"