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"vern" wrote
The general level of competence with the language these days is deplorable Nothing of any substance, not a single shred of insight, just your desperation relentlessly driving you to try and convince yourself it's only one person kicking your useless ass. I think he already tried "and" convinced himself concerning the general level of competence with the language. No need to give him more ammo! Sorry to burst your bubble there Hotturds, but the vast MAJORITY of people reading your tripe think you're a spanktard. Yes, I'm sure you've been corresponding with the vast majority of lurkers on all of these here chatrooms. And part of the reason is your bizarre Markie fetish. I don't know anything about his sexual preferences, NTTIAWWT. And by the way Hotturds, you sure as hell are one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. I mean how ****ing stump stupid do you have to be to think that Mark isn't Tiger Would We're just arguing over the size of the stump. --oTTo-- |
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On Dec 29, 10:35*am, vern wrote:
On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:08:37 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote: * The general level of competence with the language these days is deplorable Nothing of any substance, not a single shred of insight, just your desperation relentlessly driving you to try and convince yourself it's only one person kicking your useless ass. Sorry to burst your bubble there Hotturds, but the vast MAJORITY of people reading your tripe think you're a spanktard. And part of the reason is your bizarre Markie fetish. And by the way Hotturds, you sure as hell are one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. I mean how ****ing stump stupid do you have to be to think that Mark isn't Tiger Would Stalking me too now, Jeffey? I'm surprised you have the time. Dr. HotSalt |
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:56:08 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:
On Dec 29, 10:35*am, vern wrote: On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:08:37 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote: * The general level of competence with the language these days is deplorable Nothing of any substance, not a single shred of insight, just your desperation relentlessly driving you to try and convince yourself it's only one person kicking your useless ass. Sorry to burst your bubble there Hotturds, but the vast MAJORITY of people reading your tripe think you're a spanktard. And part of the reason is your bizarre Markie fetish. And by the way Hotturds, you sure as hell are one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. I mean how ****ing stump stupid do you have to be to think that Mark isn't Tiger Would Stalking me too now, Jeffey? I'm surprised you have the time. Dr. HotSalt I'm surprised you have a dick. But then you did a great job of shoving a tube up it, didn't you stupidmothe****ethatyouare. |
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Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey wrote:
On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:56:08 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote: On Dec 29, 10:35 am, vern wrote: On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:08:37 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote: The general level of competence with the language these days is deplorable Nothing of any substance, not a single shred of insight, just your desperation relentlessly driving you to try and convince yourself it's only one person kicking your useless ass. Sorry to burst your bubble there Hotturds, but the vast MAJORITY of people reading your tripe think you're a spanktard. And part of the reason is your bizarre Markie fetish. And by the way Hotturds, you sure as hell are one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. I mean how ****ing stump stupid do you have to be to think that Mark isn't Tiger Would Stalking me too now, Jeffey? I'm surprised you have the time. Dr. HotSalt I'm surprised you have a dick. But then you did a great job of shoving a tube up it, didn't you stupidmothe****ethatyouare. Dank? Is that you? Matthew -- I have two and 1/3 granddaughters: Alex will find a way to silently get from where she is to where she wants to be. Anna will make an Anna sized hole between where she is to where she wants to be. |
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"Walker" wrote in message ... On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 03:21:32 GMT, Grand Mal wrote: "Walker" wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Dec 2009 06:05:41 GMT, Grand Mal wrote: "Walker" wrote in message ... On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 11:53:27 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote: On Dec 27, 1:20 pm, Walker wrote: On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:11:57 -0500, Tiger Would wrote: On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote: Welcome to a.r.k.! Nice first post. Thanks grin You might be interested to know that people who forge others' posts will burn in hell. Specifically, the eighth circle of hell, according to Dante. He called it 'Malebolge'. I'm not sure whether the crime warrants eternal torture in Bolgia Nine or Bolgia Ten. For instance, one can look forward to disembowelment, or leprosy, depending on the exact classification. Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age? If so! Good morning! I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people who I can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified for one entire week at AssClown U. Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the qualities to become a real, full-fledged AssClown! If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started immediately!!! u, Jared, any reason your crossposting this all over fukken Usenet? I wouldn't intentionally crosspost to an aviation newsgroup. If some illiterate nematode sets his follow-ups maliciously, of course, all bets are off. So you're plain jackdead st00pid, okay, I can go with that. changed kiddielike attampt to redirect my response So which kind of stupid does that make you? Maybe just 'damn'. Aw, innit cute lookin' after the kiddie boi Jared. *snickers* And you still restored the cross-post to put this crap all over Usenet, dincha Snickers? Elbow yourself right in there and enjoy the company. You and all those others make a nice group portrait. Yep and I did it again, assclown. I've sometimes wondered- what in hell is an 'assclown'? I've seen the term in Usenet several times and I'm guessing it's regional slang in the US but I can't for the life of me figure out what it means. It's kind of random, you know, like if I called you a 'buttyodeler' or a 'crotchmime'. Enlighten me, and in return you can have those two terms to impress your friends with. Hell, if yodeling is acceptable where you are (and I wouldn't be surprised), you're encouraged to try to do it through your butt. *snorkle* I see that you are still the same fool that you were a year or so ago, nothing ever changes does it, you ignorant, fascist, right-wing fool? Got me mistaken for someone else, Snickers. I'm so far left I'm illegal in 6 states. I had no idea who you were, coming into this, but you're starting to define yourself. Do you drool? People who drool 1) ask the same questions over and over and 2) ask the same fukken moronic, self answering questions over and over. No, I don't drool and nor did I ask a question in that quote. Congragulations, though, on using a second-degree non sequitur in fewer words than I've ever seen it done before. What are you, nineteen years old now and still on track to be fascist net cop? Are you a rent-a-pig now waiting for your day in the sun to be a real pig slopping at the trough in the sun behind the barn? Sigh. Oink. *laffter* Another Usenet warrior wielding the same insipid Usenet combat prose. Listen, son, the first thing you need is style, preferably a style that can travel, but make sure you have the writing chops to pull it off consistently. You might have it now, might have the words, but if you do you'd better put more effort and a bit of editing into it and show off a little. You're not exactly shining right now, know what I mean? ROTFL! Can't deal with it, can you coward. You'll prattle and snipe away for days on end most of the time, but when someone like me comes along and bitchslapps you with a healthy dose of unabashed reality you go all ****4brains. Run like hell in the general direction of "away" whilst screeching puerile invectives over your shoulder. No, no, listen- when I said you needed a style I didn't mean you should parrot all of the trite schoolyardisms you've admired coming from others and I certainly didn't mean you should spew words in random order because you like the sound of them. How can 'reality' be 'abashed', ferchrisakes? If you can't spell 'bitchslaps', you can't do it in a text-based medium. And you seriously need to organize your thoughts- I mean, c'mon, is 'go all ****4brains' your idea of putting me in my place? Do you think the word '****' make me all fluttery? And, please, in the interest of style don't put 'run like hell' and 'whilst screaming puerile invectives' in the same sentence. It indicates defferent things, according to the source. In your case I see, ghostlike, the word 'Roget's' in the background. Here's a good tip for the beginning prose writer- don't write words you never say. I own your ass, bitch. In the space of two or three posts I've reduced you to a pathetic, fullsnipping pile of human waste. You have nothing, repeat NOTHING with which to defend yourself from me. You're incapable of it. Stop.please, I'll be getting the vapours. Such foul language- I'll be days in bed recovering! It's two posts, Snickers, you've replied to me twice, and since I've been reduced to it I think I should know what 'fullsnipping' is. Maybe you could kill two birds and describe, in English, a 'fullsnipping assclown'. That ought to be, um, provincial. And as for defending myself, well, it's up to you to make me feel the need. It'll be a bit of a job because I've never felt it before and might not recognize it. |
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On Dec 29, 1:14*pm, Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey
wrote: On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:56:08 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote: On Dec 29, 10:35*am, vern wrote: On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:08:37 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote: * The general level of competence with the language these days is deplorable Nothing of any substance, not a single shred of insight, just your desperation relentlessly driving you to try and convince yourself it's only one person kicking your useless ass. Sorry to burst your bubble there Hotturds, but the vast MAJORITY of people reading your tripe think you're a spanktard. And part of the reason is your bizarre Markie fetish. And by the way Hotturds, you sure as hell are one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. I mean how ****ing stump stupid do you have to be to think that Mark isn't Tiger Would * Stalking me too now, Jeffey? I'm surprised you have the time. I'm surprised you have a dick. But then you did a great job of shoving a tube up it, didn't you stupidmothe****ethatyouare. The sole reason to play with nymshifting cowards like you is amusement, but you have descended into boring predictability. So put some effort into it; refine your technique beyond pathetic fourth- grade billingsgate (ruined by forgetting where your spacebar is) or your sad cries for attention will go ignored. Dr. Hot"poor jeffey!"Salt |
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 16:53:31 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:
On Dec 29, 1:14*pm, Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey wrote: On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:56:08 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote: On Dec 29, 10:35*am, vern wrote: On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:08:37 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote: * The general level of competence with the language these days is deplorable Nothing of any substance, not a single shred of insight, just your desperation relentlessly driving you to try and convince yourself it's only one person kicking your useless ass. Sorry to burst your bubble there Hotturds, but the vast MAJORITY of people reading your tripe think you're a spanktard. And part of the reason is your bizarre Markie fetish. And by the way Hotturds, you sure as hell are one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. I mean how ****ing stump stupid do you have to be to think that Mark isn't Tiger Would * Stalking me too now, Jeffey? I'm surprised you have the time. I'm surprised you have a dick. But then you did a great job of shoving a tube up it, didn't you stupidmothe****ethatyouare. The sole reason to play with nymshifting cowards like you is amusement, but you have descended into boring predictability. So put some effort into it; refine your technique beyond pathetic fourth- grade billingsgate (ruined by forgetting where your spacebar is) or your sad cries for attention will go ignored. Dr. Hot"poor jeffey!"Salt Thx Now go **** your Mother, everyone else did. -- http://tinyurl.com/5gt7 |
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On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:41:16 GMT, Grand Mal wrote:
On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:41:16 GMT, Grand Mal wrote not a ****ing thing: _ /'_/) ,/_ / / / /'_'/' '/'__'7, /'/ / / /" /_\ ('( ' **** /' ') \ You' / '\' _.7' \ ( \ \ |
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"Carolyn Blevins" wrote in message ... On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:41:16 GMT, Grand Mal wrote: On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:41:16 GMT, Grand Mal wrote not a ****ing thing: _ /'_/) ,/_ / / / /'_'/' '/'__'7, /'/ / / /" /_\ ('( ' **** /' ') \ You' / '\' _.7' \ ( \ \ (grin!) Thank you. And there I was, thinking ASCII art was all done in the '90's. |
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"Jeffrey Bloss" wrote in message ... On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:11:57 GMT, Tiger Would wrote: On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote: [...] Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age? If so! Good morning! I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people who I can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified for one entire week at AssClown U. Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the qualities to become a real, full-fledged AssClown! If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started immediately!!! Can't deal with it, can you coward? You'll prattle and snipe away for days on end most of the time but when someone like me comes along and bitchslapps you with a healthy dose of unabashed reality you go all ****4brains. Run like hell in the general direction of "away" whilst screeching puerile invectives over your shoulder. I own your ass, bitch. In the space of two or three posts I've reduced you to a pathetic, fullsnipping pile of human waste. You have nothing, repeat NOTHING with which to defend yourself from me. You're incapable of it. You've ****ing GOT to be kidding! Too funny! |
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