Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

On Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:11:06 -0000, wrote:

On 9 Nov, 18:50, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:23:39 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 722
Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
Total Volume..............: 3352
Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 53
Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
Original Content Rating...: 13.48%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%

Who the **** is he?

A spamming troll, PHucker.

2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%

I see I beat you again.

That's not Bruce, Bruce.

Are you on drugs again?

There is no "Bruce" in the entry above. Therefore you beat noone.

Peter Noone?

No, beat.


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