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Old August 19th 07, 03:57 AM posted to alt.religion.kibology,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products
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Default In Bed! The Clown! With NO BALLOONS!!11!

Don Salad wrote:
"Matthew L. Martin" wrote:

What's the difference between a viola and a violin?

A viola burns longer.
The viola holds more beer
You can tune the violin


But you can't tune a fish.


Can you tune a salad?

Why is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither hits the same place twice.

http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html

How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
Put it in a viola case.

We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns
longer. But why does it burn longer?
It's usually still in the case.


Thanks,
Don


 




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