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  #1  
Old May 25th 07, 01:29 PM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default Joke

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
ooglegroups.com...

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...
Peter Hucker wrote in
news
Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell
you
whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll
down
for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't
scroll
down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe,
and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
simple
things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
close
the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to
think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator.
You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you
did
not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have
one
more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles,
and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have
you
not
been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the
Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.

Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that he
does
have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
--

This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem to
change
it.

Mr Pounder

French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.

Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.

You miss spelt MS.

I think not.


Yes, we've noticed.


"We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.


You still walked right into it.

When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring?


Boring? Moi?

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  #2  
Old May 25th 07, 07:50 PM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Mr Pounder[_2_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 80
Default Joke


"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
ooglegroups.com...

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...
Peter Hucker wrote in
news
Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will
tell
you
whether you are qualified to be a professional manager.
Scroll
down
for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't
scroll
down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe,
and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
simple
things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
close
the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
put
in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to
think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator.
You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if
you
did
not answer the first three questions correctly, you still
have
one
more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles,
and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have
you
not
been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the
Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.

Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that
he
does
have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
--

This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem
to
change
it.

Mr Pounder

French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.

Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.

You miss spelt MS.

I think not.

Yes, we've noticed.


"We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.


You still walked right into it.


I think not.

When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring?


Boring? Moi?


Wee.

Mr Pounder



  #3  
Old May 26th 07, 12:37 PM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default Joke

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
ooglegroups.com...

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...
Peter Hucker wrote in
news
Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will
tell
you
whether you are qualified to be a professional manager.
Scroll
down
for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't
scroll
down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe,
and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
simple
things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
close
the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
put
in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to
think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator.
You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if
you
did
not answer the first three questions correctly, you still
have
one
more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles,
and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have
you
not
been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the
Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.

Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that
he
does
have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
--

This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem
to
change
it.

Mr Pounder

French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.

Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.

You miss spelt MS.

I think not.

Yes, we've noticed.

"We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.


You still walked right into it.


I think not.


Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.

When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring?


Boring? Moi?


Wee.


In your pants?

  #4  
Old May 26th 07, 03:54 PM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Mr Pounder[_2_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 80
Default Joke


"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
ooglegroups.com...

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...
Peter Hucker wrote in
news
Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will
tell
you
whether you are qualified to be a professional manager.
Scroll
down
for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But
don't
scroll
down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe,
and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
simple
things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant,
and
close
the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe,
put
in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability
to
think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator.
You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even
if
you
did
not answer the first three questions correctly, you still
have
one
more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles,
and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
Have
you
not
been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending
the
Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.

Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and
that
he
does
have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
--

This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't
seem
to
change
it.

Mr Pounder

French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.

Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.

You miss spelt MS.

I think not.

Yes, we've noticed.

"We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.

You still walked right into it.


I think not.


Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.


Bait taken, as always you take my bait.

When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring?

Boring? Moi?


Wee.


In your pants?


ffs

Mr Pounder





  #5  
Old May 27th 07, 01:20 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default Joke

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
ooglegroups.com...

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...
Peter Hucker wrote in
news
Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will
tell
you
whether you are qualified to be a professional manager.
Scroll
down
for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But
don't
scroll
down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe,
and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
simple
things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant,
and
close
the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe,
put
in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability
to
think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator.
You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even
if
you
did
not answer the first three questions correctly, you still
have
one
more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles,
and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
Have
you
not
been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending
the
Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.

Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and
that
he
does
have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
--

This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't
seem
to
change
it.

Mr Pounder

French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.

Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.

You miss spelt MS.

I think not.

Yes, we've noticed.

"We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.

You still walked right into it.

I think not.


Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.


Bait taken, as always you take my bait.


No, you've taken mine. Again.

When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring?

Boring? Moi?

Wee.


In your pants?


ffs


So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?

  #6  
Old May 27th 07, 05:48 PM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Mr Pounder[_2_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 80
Default Joke


"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"

wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
ooglegroups.com...

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...
Peter Hucker wrote in
news
Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
will
tell
you
whether you are qualified to be a professional manager.
Scroll
down
for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But
don't
scroll
down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
the
giraffe,
and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to
do
simple
things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant,
and
close
the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe,
put
in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your
ability
to
think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
the
animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator.
You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay,
even
if
you
did
not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still
have
one
more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles,
and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
across.
Have
you
not
been paying attention? All the crocodiles are
attending
the
Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.

Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and
that
he
does
have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
--

This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't
seem
to
change
it.

Mr Pounder

French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.

Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.

You miss spelt MS.

I think not.

Yes, we've noticed.

"We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.

You still walked right into it.

I think not.

Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.


Bait taken, as always you take my bait.


No, you've taken mine. Again.


Cute, nice try :-)

When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring?

Boring? Moi?

Wee.

In your pants?


ffs


So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?


You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.

Google is your friend, use it.

Mr Pounder



  #7  
Old May 28th 07, 04:08 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default Joke

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"

wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
ooglegroups.com...

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...
Peter Hucker wrote in
news
Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
will
tell
you
whether you are qualified to be a professional manager.
Scroll
down
for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But
don't
scroll
down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
the
giraffe,
and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to
do
simple
things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant,
and
close
the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe,
put
in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your
ability
to
think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
the
animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator.
You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay,
even
if
you
did
not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still
have
one
more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles,
and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
across.
Have
you
not
been paying attention? All the crocodiles are
attending
the
Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.

Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and
that
he
does
have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
--

This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't
seem
to
change
it.

Mr Pounder

French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.

Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.

You miss spelt MS.

I think not.

Yes, we've noticed.

"We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.

You still walked right into it.

I think not.

Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.

Bait taken, as always you take my bait.


No, you've taken mine. Again.


Cute, nice try :-)


I know. You should try it sometime.

When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring?

Boring? Moi?

Wee.

In your pants?

ffs


So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?


You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.


Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?

Google is your friend, use it.


I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)

  #8  
Old May 28th 07, 04:33 PM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Mr Pounder[_2_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 80
Default Joke


"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"

wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
ooglegroups.com...

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...
Peter Hucker wrote in
news
Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
will
tell
you
whether you are qualified to be a professional
manager.
Scroll
down
for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult.
But
don't
scroll
down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put
in
the
giraffe,
and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend
to
do
simple
things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant,
and
close
the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe,
put
in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your
ability
to
think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All
the
animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator.
You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay,
even
if
you
did
not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still
have
one
more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles,
and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
across.
Have
you
not
been paying attention? All the crocodiles are
attending
the
Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from
your
mistakes.

Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work
and
that
he
does
have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
--

This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I
can't
seem
to
change
it.

Mr Pounder

French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.

Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.

You miss spelt MS.

I think not.

Yes, we've noticed.

"We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.

You still walked right into it.

I think not.

Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.

Bait taken, as always you take my bait.

No, you've taken mine. Again.


Cute, nice try :-)


I know. You should try it sometime.

When is the last time that somebody told you that you are
boring?

Boring? Moi?

Wee.

In your pants?

ffs

So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?


You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.


Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?


No.

Google is your friend, use it.


I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)


Yes.

Mr Pounder



  #9  
Old May 29th 07, 04:14 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default Joke

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"

wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
ooglegroups.com...

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...
Peter Hucker wrote in
news
Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
will
tell
you
whether you are qualified to be a professional
manager.
Scroll
down
for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult.
But
don't
scroll
down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put
in
the
giraffe,
and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend
to
do
simple
things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant,
and
close
the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe,
put
in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your
ability
to
think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All
the
animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator.
You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay,
even
if
you
did
not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still
have
one
more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles,
and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
across.
Have
you
not
been paying attention? All the crocodiles are
attending
the
Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from
your
mistakes.

Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work
and
that
he
does
have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
--

This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I
can't
seem
to
change
it.

Mr Pounder

French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.

Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.

You miss spelt MS.

I think not.

Yes, we've noticed.

"We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.

You still walked right into it.

I think not.

Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.

Bait taken, as always you take my bait.

No, you've taken mine. Again.

Cute, nice try :-)


I know. You should try it sometime.

When is the last time that somebody told you that you are
boring?

Boring? Moi?

Wee.

In your pants?

ffs

So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?

You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.


Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?


No.


Yes.

Google is your friend, use it.


I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)


Yes.


No.

  #10  
Old May 29th 07, 09:47 PM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Mr Pounder[_2_]
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"

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Peter Hucker wrote in
news
Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions
and
will
tell
you
whether you are qualified to be a professional
manager.
Scroll
down
for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult.
But
don't
scroll
down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,
put
in
the
giraffe,
and
close the door. This question tests whether you
tend
to
do
simple
things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a
refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant,
and
close
the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out
the
giraffe,
put
in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your
ability
to
think
through the repercussions of your previous
actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All
the
animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not
attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in
the
refrigerator.
You
just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay,
even
if
you
did
not answer the first three questions correctly,
you
still
have
one
more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used
by
crocodiles,
and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
across.
Have
you
not
been paying attention? All the crocodiles are
attending
the
Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly
from
your
mistakes.

Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at
work
and
that
he
does
have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
--

This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I
can't
seem
to
change
it.

Mr Pounder

French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.

Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.

You miss spelt MS.

I think not.

Yes, we've noticed.

"We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.

You still walked right into it.

I think not.

Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.

Bait taken, as always you take my bait.

No, you've taken mine. Again.

Cute, nice try :-)

I know. You should try it sometime.

When is the last time that somebody told you that you are
boring?

Boring? Moi?

Wee.

In your pants?

ffs

So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?

You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.

Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?


No.


Yes.


No.

Google is your friend, use it.

I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)


Yes.


No.


Yes.

Mr Pounder





 




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