ChuckSlusarczyk wrote in message ...
In article , John Ousterhout says...

On 16 Dec 2003 19:48:35 -0800, (Adam Ben Nalois)
wrote:

I´ve found some nice blueprints in ancient Aztec ruins and I´ve build
my own UFO now with anti-grav technology and laser cannons.

Soon I will have a whole fleet of UFOs and will conquer the world and
all humans will be my slaves.

Muhahahahahahaha !!!

Juan, is that you?

I think it is and zooms gonna do a flight report.My spies got me an advanced
copy of some of the excerpts .




Hey Chuck,

It was indeed the disfunctional duo. And my sources tell me they are
preparing a legal document called the Roswell Rebuttal Summons ;-) Let
me summarize it's contents. Gentlemen, I'll be brief:
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You left out a whole bunch of stuff that's required to describe the
most experienced house fly-rider.... er, I mean most experienced
"aviation fly-writer." Yeah, that's it. Certified Saucer riders like
"Captain Zip" will tell you that first you must leap off tall
buildings in a single bound without being arrested to understand the
air currents that swirl around tall sky scrapers. If you were a
graduate of Youranus Test Pilot School you would know that without
that kind of experience in thousands of different models of parachutes
you would have no chance of maneuvering 747 size saucers in the
downtown area (to be able to land on the college lawn to pick up the
"Tangled-Web Skydiving Club" members.) Then there's the medical
consideration of pulling all those G's. Only a practicing Doctor/Test
Pilot/Stuntman like "Captain Ripcord" here could possibly handle all
the psychological stresses involved in handling those delightfully
balanced hypersonic flight controls. Yeah, that's the ticket. And
finally, only a champion of free-editor speech could so eloquently pen
every single article in the whole issue of US Alienator magazine.
Proof Positive that aviation journalists don't have to be objective or
even sane.

Now I challenge you Hawkboy, to prove that the very underware you are
wearing is yours! Scan the receipts up on the internet for all to
see... or I say the Rican was right all along. That someone
successfully sued the pants off you!

The burden of proof is on you,the accused!..(Banana-Republic
Journalism 101.) After all, we must be logical, objective advertising
extortionists....er.. I mean.... Highly paid journalists...
Yeah..that's what I meant...

Post the proof by midnight tonight, oh feathered one.... or....or....
we will omit your name from the most obscure, inconsequential aviation
bird-cage liner that's been printed in 100 years. (has it ever even
been printed?) LOL! :^D

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That's all I got Chuck before two men from the FAA ripped it out of my
hands and chased the disfunctional duo off the airport... sorry.

pac "Millenium Falcon" plyer




:^D :^D :^D


[The above is for entertainment purposes only, and any similarity to
any person living or dead is purely coincidental.]