Jay Honeck wrote:

With hundreds of hours in the air over
the last nine years, my kids are old pros that only rarely look out the
windows anymore.

That's just because they can't see anything but sky with that wing in the way.

George Patterson
A woman's perfect breakfast occurs when she's sitting at the table sipping
gourmet coffee while looking at pictures of her son on the cover of Sports
Illustrated, her daughter on the cover of Business Week, her boyfriend on
the cover of Playgirl, and her husband on the back of the milk carton.