Now that would be a story. "Blackhawk helicopters shoot down a migrating
flock of geese when the birds failed to respond to intercept signals. One
goose, who was taken into custody on the ground, admitted that the flock failed
to check with FSS before departing."

--
Peter



Further interogation by Bureau of Customs and Immigration Enforcement revealed
that all had entered the country thru Canada illegaly, and gave many false
statements to Homeland Security Agencies investigators, leading the unwary
agents on a "wild goose chase".

A Homeland Security spokesperson did allude to the fate of these cross-border
conspirators, mentioning that their sentence will be carried out on the 4th
Thursday of this month.

Since Attorney General Ashcroft deemed these terrorists of the most fowl kind,
they are considered "unlawful combatants" and therefor have no appeal to their
fate. Place and manner of execution will be at a "undisclosed location" and
with secret witnesses.


paul k. sanchez, cfii-mei
on eagles’ wings
2011 south perimeter road, suite g
fort lauderdale, florida 33309-7135
305-389-1742 wireless
954-776-0527 fax
954-345-4276 home/fax