Corky Scott wrote:

Ah Har. I'm a "packrat" and my wife is a "tosser".

Many years ago I dated a "tosser". She helped me clean my shop once. She started
asking how long it had been since I used plug in a tool here. When she said
she had a policy of tossing out anything she hadn't used in over a year, I
resolved never to let her in the place again! Half my tools would've been in the
dust bin.

George Patterson
Some people think they hear a call to the priesthood when what they really
hear is a tiny voice whispering "It's indoor work with no heavy lifting".