In article lJqKb.745876$HS4.5816550@attbi_s01, Jay Honeck
wrote:

Trouble is, they're made so strong that they weigh a ton, and hurt my
head.

That's because you haven't worn them for twenty years or more like some
of us have.

What, your head gets numb after 20 years?

That and skinnier. Or is that just male pattern baldness?