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Old April 8th 04, 05:03 AM
Jim Weir
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Supposedly the fastest that a professional baseball manager was ever thrown out
of a game:

Casey Stengel: Where was that pitch at?
Umpi We don't end our sentences with a preposition.
Stengel: OK, where was that pitch at, asshole?
Umpi YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.

"Jim Fisher"
shared these priceless pearls of wisdom:

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-Overheard in the lobby of the Alexis Park Inn:
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-Guest: "Exceuse me, sir, can you tell me where the bathroom is at?"
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-Inn Manager: "One should never end a sentance with a preposition."
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-Guest: (scratches his head - looks a littl annoyed) "Well, umm, can you
-tell me where the bathroom is at . . . asshole?"

Jim Weir (A&P/IA, CFI, & other good alphabet soup)
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