"Chris W" wrote in message
news:kfvkd.1351$%L1.508@lakeread07...

"Good evening Crates and boxes, this is you captain speaking. Please keep
your tie downs secure and stay behind the cargo net at all times. Except
in the case of a crash landing, smoking is prohibited. In the unlikely
event of a water landing, please remain behind the cargo net until the
crew and I have exited the aircraft, we will be saving ourselves, you and
the plane are on your own. With any luck you may even act as your own
flotation device. In the unlikely event we loose cabin pressure, don't
worry, the crew and I have oxygen masks. Sit back, enjoy the flight, and
we'll have you off the plane and on a truck headed for you final
destination before you know it."

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Chris W
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Nice...

Jay Beckman
Chandler, AZ
PP-ASEL