Ross sez:
There is a very good beer called Shiner Boch and it is made in Texas.

http://www.shiner.com/home.html

And my sister's a friend of the bartender who poured half a Shiner Bock one
evening, found the keg empty, finished it off with a shot of Lone Star...and
amused so many folks he began selling StarBock as a popular drink. Starbucks
showed a typical corporate lack of humor and was told by a judge to chill.

http://www.katu.com/business/story.asp?ID=67936

It's the news: we couldn't make this stuff up!