(Robert Bonomi) wrote in news:91c8a$4132510a
:

Geo, ever heard the story of what happens when you try to teach a pig to
sing?

You know, I _succeeded_ at it.


However, the little porker learned only *one* song.

It was:

(wait for it)

(you're gonna regret this!)

"Squealings, nothing more than Squealings...."

groan There ought to be a law....

Juan