"Chip Jones" wrote in message One of the funniest things I have ever
heard on the radio happened last week
when the rides were crap everywhere.

You missed a good one on Wednesday then. On the way up to O'Hare, an
American pilot came on whining that he would retire before he reached his
destination. He was ranting and raging for short-cuts and better altitudes
(apparently he never learned about O'Hare and shortcuts). He kept at it for
awhile when several other pilots keyed up with successive "Wahs".

D.