That is the finest thing I have read in a while.

I want to know who gave her the bruises? Last time that happened to me,
when a friend closed the door and I didn't check it, no one got bruised.

I wonder how many sky divers get bruised when they go up in a plane without
a door.

AliR.

"Mike Granby" wrote in message
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