AliR wrote:
That is the finest thing I have read in a while.

I want to know who gave her the bruises? Last time that happened to
me,
when a friend closed the door and I didn't check it, no one got
bruised.

I wonder how many sky divers get bruised when they go up in a plane
without
a door.

Yeah :-)
As I understand it she got bounced (Not the skydiving term) around and
hit the side of the window.
I can state now that at no time in aeroplanes without doors did I
bruise an arm !