In article mZtde.4739$aB.1570@lakeread03,
Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired wrote:
Robert Bonomi wrote:

Todays Language Lesson:

Classical Greek: Eureka!

Proper response: you don't smell so great yourself.

Classical Greek: Euripides
Modern translation: you are too fat to be wearing these


Man walks into a tailor shop.
Proprietor looks up and says: Euripides?
The customer responds: Yes. Eumenides?