pac plyer wrote:

nafod40 wrote in message
pac plyer wrote:

Was that for 40 years? God that's rich! :^D LOL! Hey Mike, when
you get time tell us some more "Coke-on-the-palm-of-my-hands" type
stories.

Well, I'd tell you about the time I was sitting on the "seat of ease" in
the back of the E-2 which was parked in orbit just north of the Libya line
of death, having accidentally eaten fresh vegetables in Turkey on liberty
and now in constant godawful gastric distress, and wondering if my
absolutely brand spanking new nugget copilot with fear in his eyes ("Don't
leave me up here alone!") was screwing up and heading south, and wondering
further if a Libyan SA-5 was enroute at Mach 6+ and about to remove the
front of my plane, thereby leaving me momentarily perched on my throne at
30,000 feet like Zeus himself with all of the sea and the heavens before
me, until I pitched forward and plunged six vertical miles into the sea,
naked but for my flightsuit streaming upwards from the ankles.

But it'd bore you.