Jay Beckman wrote:

To a man, I got the
same definition you offer from about 6 different people (albeit, not in such
polite terms...hehehe)

I'm not surprised -- my version comes from the southern author Lewis Grizard.

George Patterson
"Naked" means you ain't got no clothes on; "nekkid" means you ain't got
no clothes on - and are up to somethin'.