Morgans wrote:

What happened is hard to comprehend, IMHO.

Easy enough for me to comprehend just as soon as I learned the pilot is 70. My
grandfather got sort of wifty in his late 60s, and one day when he was 70 he
took the car down "for an oil change" and didn't come back. The family alerted
the police, and they found him the next day halfway across Carolina. He "got
lost." Time to sell the Chrysler and revoke his driving license (actually, the
family knew that it was way past time for the latter).

So. Time to sell the Cessna and revoke his pilot certificate.

George Patterson
"Naked" means you ain't got no clothes on; "nekkid" means you ain't got
no clothes on - and are up to somethin'.