On 30 Jul 2005 11:58:46 -0700, "NVArt"
wrote in .com::

How do you take a census in a government office?

Count the chins and divide by four.


Well, if the discussion is going to degenerate into joke telling ...


Three Texas surgeons were playing golf and discussing their
accomplishments in the operating room. One said "I've been told
that I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7
fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second surgeon said, "I believe I can top that. A young man
lost both arms and both legs in a terrible automobile accident. I
reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field
events at the Olympics."

They turned to the third surgeon, and with a smug look he said
"You guys are amateurs. Several years ago this cowboy college kid
high on cocaine and alcohol rode his horse directly in the path of
the Amtrak Superliner. All I had left to work with was the horse's
ass and a cowboy hat. Now that man is President of the United
States."