No, I'm dead serious. Go to Lunken Airport in Cincinatti Ohio. Make
sure you use Millionaire. Ask for the curtesy car. It will be either a
green or black Jag S-type. They have a deal with a local car rental
place which is how they can afford them. Do a google search for "jaguar
millionaire fbo"

And I just guessed on the price. I definitely remember it being a
S-type. And it was definitely a V8, so acording to Jaguar's website the
car cost ~$50K