JohnH wrote:

I humbly nominate myself, and I thank you for your consideration.

Kind of like winning first place at the special olympics.

Even participating in the Special Olympics should be viewed as a victory of
sorts for the child, the parents, the teachers, and all others involved with
the kid's life. As the father of two georgously healthy little girls, I am
eternally grateful that I don't have a participant.

Having said that, Football World Champs and Baseball World Series reminds me
of the Shrek character Farquaad.

Hilton