Of course, in their defense, those early mobile phones had MUCH better audio
quality than the junk we have today. Sure, they're now very portable and
handy, but half the time people sound like their under water...

That's modern DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY! It's for the NEW MILLENIUM!!!!

Did you hear about the new imaging system that will soon replace
megapixel cameras? It uses molecular technology rather than an old
fashioned digital imager. One of the advantages is that one can upgrade
their imager easily when better technology comes along.

The system uses a chemical imaging ribbon with incredible resolution.
It is said that the ordinary ribbons being made now are already the
equivalent of twenty or thirty megapixels, and the imagers are much more
sensitive and responsive to light than present day digital image chips.
Consumer imaging ribbons are limited to a little under 40 images per
ribbon, but there are cameras, generally used by pros, which can hold up
to a thousand super-high resolution images.

Cameras designed for video can use the same ribbon, and can get up to
sixteen thousand medium resolution images ("medium" being something like
five megapixel equivalent).

I tell you, technology moves fast!

Jose
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