John T wrote:
"C J Campbell" wrote in message

"The best thing in life is to crush your enemy, to drive him like the
wind before you, and to hear the lamentations of his women."

Yeah, but you're missing the all important accent!

"The best thing in life is to cwush yu enemy, to dwive him like the wind
befo yu, and to heah the lamentations of his wimmen."



But you forgot that it's absolutely required (for the full and
complete effect) to have the "Ride of the Valkyries" playing in
the background.

(*chortle*)