On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 08:07:15 -0800, "RST Engineering"
wrote:


THe next day, the bellringer's brother applied for the (now vacant) job.
Same story, same results, same crowd, same question. THis time the priest
said, "I don't know his name, but he is a dead ringer for his brother."


Jim

Two men were sitting in their boat under a pier fishing. They heard
measured footsteps above them sort of
like someone was carefully stepping on each board. This continued to
the end and a small boy came tumbling into the water. They hurriedly
rowed over and pulled him spluttering from the water and asked him why
he had done that. He replied " I guess that shows when you're out of
slats, you're out of pier."