John G wrote:
How many people go to their local booze shop, buy a $12 bottle of wine, and leave it in their basement for 7 years? Please!!

Probably not many, but I have two daughters, ages 8 and 10. When they
were born, I went out and bought a box of wine (twenty four bottles I
believe) in the year that each one was born. When they get married,
that will be one of their wedding presents, I have laid the bottles on
the sides so the cork stays wet. That'll be some aged wine when they
open them :^) If I can keep my wife from finding them first : ^ ) so
far so good...

The Monk