A priest , rabi and a minister walk into a bar.

so they raise the bar. :-)

Jon Kraus



Jim Logajan wrote:

"Montblack" wrote:

("Bob Noel" wrote)

what about the joke about the duck(?) that walks into
a bar. The bartender says "hey, we have a drink named
after you". The duck says "you have a drink named Phil?"

ok, maybe that wasn't funny.


Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"


A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders
himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.

The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar
and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says,
"What's the matter with you? Why are you hiding? You've got six lanes and
two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac?

The motorway replies, "You don't know him like I do. He's a cyclepath."


Hey don't blam me if they aren't funny - I don't write 'em - I just rip 'em
off! :-)