(Snowbird) wrote in message Dear John,

You must update your vocabulary. Au currant the
thong is referred to as "butt floss" (on man or woman).

Sydney

Mental image arising....Sydney....thong....hmm...HMMM...Oh my
god....OH MY GOD...THE HORROR...THE HORROR...IMAGE BURNING MY
BRAIN...EEEEEKKKK...EEEEEKKKK...EEEEEKKKKK...SOMEB ODY GIVE ME A
GRENADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!