Jay Honeck wrote:
Everyone now knows that eating a hot dog on Friday isn't going to
send you straight to Hell, everyone now knows that forcing little kids to
sit still and not talk for an hour each day is almost guaranteed to drive
them away from the church as adults, and everyone now knows that beating
children is a poor way to teach.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Episcopalian appeared at the gates of Hell,
ready to begin their sentence of eternal torment. The Devil asked the
Jew what he was here for. "Well, once, when I was a teenager, I ate a
ham sandwich." The Devil said, "That is right. So now you are to burn
in Hell forever. You, Catholic, what are you here for?" "Well, before
Vatican II, I ate a hot dog on Friday." "That is right," roared the
Devil. "You are damned to burn eternally in Hell. You, Episcopalian,
what could have possibly done to earn eternal torment?" "I used the
wrong fork."