"Richard Lamb" wrote in message
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TRUTH wrote:


Don't understand that at all. Perhaps if you used scientific
evidence....

Grim. Ok, I think we should "start at the very beginning".


Machine
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In mechanics, a machine is a technological device that is designed to do
something cool. Technologists throughout the ages have identified seven
(7)
basic machines from which all other machines can be constructed.

The Seven (7) Basic Machines from which All Other Machines Can be
Constructed

1. the screw
2. the wing nut
3. the wheel and hubcap
4. the big heavy rock
5. the pointed stick
6. the VLSI integrated circuit
7. duct tape


Chronology

The first compound machine, a big heavy rock covered with duct tape, was
invented by Og the Cave Person in 500,000 BCE. Later that evening, he
figured
out a practical use for this peculiar contraption: clubbing baby
proto-kittens
for fun and profit.

The next important innovation was the Rube Goldberg Machine,
coincidentally
invented and patented by none other than Leonard Bernstein in 1903. Using
a
mere 3,141,592,653 parts (note: some authorities say 3,141,592,655), it
was
the first machine ever built that could successfully peel a tangerine by
the
power of thought alone.

See Also

* Creationism
* Intelligent Design
* Telekinesis
* l33t


Coincidentally, the number of parts in it was also its patent number.

Tim Ward