I can't take it any longer - I did it. I planned the whole thing and
with the benefit of my super secret German technology (buffered with
some the aliens have been kind enough to lend) I master-minded the
whole thing.

The actual scenario of events is as follows:

Using stealth technology I wrapped the entire WTC complex in det cord
and thermite. No one saw because I was invisible.
Using refined German technology I piloted the aircraft into the towers
from, you guessed it, my secret underground base in Antarctica.
I "pulled" down the buildings from the same base using fiber optics and
a good old fashion plunger - boom!
I then took down WTC 7 because someone at the secret base said it
couldn't be done. However, using alien technology I was able to
immediately re-wrap the building in det cord (it was easy since
everyone was looking at the flaming towers, they never saw me) and then
"pull" it down.
After that, using mind control substances and subliminal messages
(thank goodness for that fluoride in the water) I was able to make
everyone ignore logic and the available evidence. To continue the
charade, I am using the same substances and moving the "Truth" movement
forward. They are a very solid brand of useful idiotis - Stalin would
be proud.

Where's my proof - hey, I am posting on Usenet, I don't need proof.
Anyone wants to challenge me I am sure the various supports of alien
technology, secret Nazi bases and the super advanced technology the
Germans have developed will instantly spring to my defense. As well as
those that believe an organization that can't even process a medical
claims form without fouling up would be able to carry out something
like this.

And it was for the oil, oh yes a big ball of oil. I won't spill the
beans on what we did with it other to say that you'd be surprised what
a space ship can fly on. Oh, and of course because we in the secret
government agencies actually have to start and maintain wars becuase if
we don't, we get pinged on our annual reviews. So when we go after
Iran, you'll now someone has to make points with boss. Who is usually
shrouded in shadows and cigarette smoke.

So judos to the Truth Movement - you got me.

I am also available for kid's parties too - you should see the balloon
animals I can make.