In article ,
Rich Ahrens wrote:
Real briefly...

The weather curse of recent years lifted finally. Gorgeous weather,
temps in the 70s, cloud cover varying between clear and high scattered
to broken. No groundloops yet, but then the Stearman and Waco brigades
haven't shown up. Rumor has it that a truly new experience for the
fly-in occurred right over the numbers on RWY 36 last night. Something
involving an indecent, or at least inexplicable, proposition...

Dagnabit!!! so _many_ opportunities for a smart-ass follow-up:

1) ... ending a sentence with a proposition.

2) ... doing it on the numbers, if not by the numbers.

3) ... founding the 'zero AGL club', to complement 'mile high' membership.

4) ... rumor mill says there's a movie in the works -- 'runway bride'

5) ... in daylight it's "runway three-six", at night it's "oh, oh, ohhhhhh..."