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Old August 16th 06, 04:12 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Emily[_1_]
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Grumman-581 wrote:
On Tue, 15 Aug 2006 17:22:43 -0500, Emily
wrote:
There was a report last year maybe that
said men using laptops in their lap have a
lower sperm count.


Understandable since they need to be a couple of degrees cooler than
the rest of the body... So, when you see a guy on a plane with a
laptop in his lap, does it get you all hot and bothered?
dirty-old-man-grin


Yes, because I know the chances of getting pregnant and having to quit
my job are lowered.

Oh, I'm sorry, did that sound too much like I hate children? (I've been
told hating children is unattractive)