Remember Johnny Fever and the State Cop doing the drinking experiment on
WKRP?

No, actually, and I think I've seen them all. Could you refresh my
memory? (I can probably guess what happened)

Jose
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"Never trust anything that can think for itself, if you can't see where
it keeps its brain." (chapter 10 of book 3 - Harry Potter).
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